When a group of unearthly, earthly and just weird people team to stop a deadly force called....wait...that can't be right? He's not deadly. Ok let's try again
When a group of unearthly, earthly and just weird people team to stop a menacing force...
I was shoved into a cell that was made out of kryptonight and I could work out why. I heard a noise behind me and I seen SUPERMAN!?!
"Well, well, well. Look what the Derp dragged in. If it isn't the infamous Jordan Frye." What do you want." I said looking at Derp. He lent down and looked me straight in the eyes." I want the shard that minion gave you." I don't have it." Is that right. BANE!!"
I watched as the door opened to reveal a man with a bald head and a mask on and was buff." Search him for the shard." He walked to my cell and opened it. I made a run for it but he grabbed me and broke my left arm. He searched my pockets and found the shard in my butt pocket.
I watched Derp take it over to a machine and I felt a pain nibbling at the back of my head. Bane tossed me back in the cell and locked it again. Derp lifted a massive weapon loaded with what seemed to be a mini nuke thing. (Pick at top)
"Say hello to the F.M"
(Rico's POV)
Me and Master Chief were walking down the street and I seen a novelty store and I told Chief to head on.
(20 minutes later)
I walked into the bar and Chief just laughed because I had bought a pair of slippers and was walking in them." I told you I wanted a ice cold beer and a pair of slippers." I grabbed the beer off of the counter and sat down next to Chief who was checking his mags.
"Hey, asshole." I looked up." Who?" Him." He said pointing to Chief." Get the hell out of my bar. No weapons." I watched Chief lift his pistol and point it at the man." Have we got any other problems, asshole?" No. Sorry." He said with his hands in the air.
I seen him click something under his counter and I knew it wasn't good." Come on Chief let's get going."
We both stood up and just as we were about to leave the GPD burst through the door." Freeze. Put you hands in the air." Me and Chief just stood there looking at them."I SAID FREEZE!!!"
I heard a chuckling which soon turned into cackling and I seen a guy sitting at a table I a corner in a blue octagon shirt, green waste coat, purple trousers, leather gloves and purple suit jacket and he had green hair that looked like it hasn't been washed in hers and he had a face with weird makeup on it.
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I watched him stand up and walk towards us." FREEZE JOKER!!!" He stopped." PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!" But you just told me to freeze." His voice was unsettling and weird. He looked at me and grabbed me and put a knife to my throat.
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" He said looking at me over head." My dad was an alcoholic and he drank and drank until he dropped. One night he came home drunk. He lifted a knife and walked over to my mum. He held here at knife point. I screamed at him to stop and he turned round and looked at me. As he came closer he kept saying,'why. So. Serious.' He grabbed my mouth and put the knife inside on the cheek. He said,'Let's put a smile on that face.' And he cut. I had to get one hundred stitches and now, I'm always smiling. I'm always seeing the funny side of things."
When he finished I heard him collapse and I looked back to see Chief had hit him with the butt of his rifle. We lifted our stuff and walked to the back entrance." FREEZE!!" Shouted the cop and I heard multiple noises hit the ground and I seen there guns lying near us and seen that Chief had used his mag grip.
(1 hour later when they are at the Pelican)
"Hold on. Why did you not us that mag grip sooner?" Tactical reasons." Really?" No. I just wanted to hear his story."
(Toast's POV)
"YOU BASTARD!!!!" I screamed. I grabbed his gun and turned it around a blew his brains out. I fell to the floor and held sir in my arms. I cried my eyes out and felt a hand on my shoulder. I looked up to see Maxwell sitting beside me with pity and regret on his face.
"What's everyone crying about?" I looked to the door to see," SIR!!!" Yeah, I just nipped out for a sod-uuuffffffff!" He said as I hugged him tight." Toast. I can't breathe." I let go. I looked at the other Ghost and I seen it was a robot but not a terminator. It had robotic, everything, but the eyes were human eyes and it was human skin. His teeth were sharp and pointy.
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Hey dooods I'm gonna end this chapter here. I'm gonna do short chapters for 29 and 30 but 31, 32 and 33 will be long. Hope you are enjoying injoying and as always, stay frosty my dooods.☺️
