Dooods I'm gonna be rewriting this whole book and I'm gonna leave clues about the final book and you can piece it together. I hope you've injoyed this book and I will see you guys in a re-run.
God sakes man I'm out here freezing my ass off while you are telling these dooods about our third book.
One more thing, I've been forced to take on some assistance.
Yeah, that's right. Ahole here now has a bad ass team mate.
We are basically the replacers. We will do your every day jobs so you have more time for some bad ass books.
That's right, we do everything.
Babysitting
Here comes the airplane. Come on eat it. Eat it. I SAID EAT IT YOU STUPID THING!!!
WAAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!
You made it cry.
NO SHIT!!!
Shopping With Girlfriend
MAN THIS IS SOME BULLS**T!!!
Building Stuff
It tells you to put the four wheels but I've got BLOODY TWO!!
Visiting Gran
Your grandfather would have you out there naked spraying you with the hose.
(3hours later)
He saw people letting dogs poo everywhere.
Defending the public
Is my client guilty? Probably. But who cares.
You're doing it wrong.
I'm doing it THE WAY IM GONNA DO IT OK!!
It's the wrong way.
DID HE DO IT?!
Don't blow it.
I'm not gonna blow it. Let me do this I'm in my zone right now.
DID HE DO IT?! I don't know!
Fixing The Cable
Oh, you guys must be here to fix the cable. Well I'm just in the other room getting dressed. Call if you need anything.
I got this one.
The News At Six
It's gonna be cold in the Atlanta. LOOK MOMMA!! YOUR BOYS ON TV!!! HAHA!!
Now there's a 40% chance of swamp ass today!
Saving Lives
Do you even know what your doing?
How hard can it be?
Cleaning The Habitat
Now your gonna clean up my s**t
Oh oh ahah
YOU ARE READING
Wither Away (Book One Of The Trilogy) Proudly 326th in adventure
AdventureWhen a group of unearthly, earthly and just weird people team to stop a deadly force called....wait...that can't be right? He's not deadly. Ok let's try again When a group of unearthly, earthly and just weird people team to stop a menacing force...
