I'm not one for sappy stories,
So don't try to lure me in.
I know your motives before you've begun,
I will shut you down before you can speak,
For my heart is one that words cannot win.
If you reach for my hand
As a sign of affection,
I will briskly slap it away.
You know your place with me.
I don't want your romantic attention.
Invade my space as you do,
And I'll pummel you senseless.
I'm revolted by your advances
And attempts to make me swoon.
You're still like you used to be, nonetheless.
I'd give anything to go back
To what we were before.
Just a pair at work,
Childhood comrades,
Close friends and nothing more.
