Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Speedwagon-Hats

Honestly, this is a spin-off because in the story line of Phantom Blood (where there are nine episodes!) there is NO room for chill time. So please PRETEND that the house is still standing, and PRETEND that Dio is out somewhere [probably showing off his ugly mug, man I hate him!]

~Narrator's POV~

Ah, such a quiet and peaceful day. And such a beautiful day that Jonathan Joestar spends it outside, sitting, having a nice cup of tea, along with Erina. Ah, nothing could ruin this moment.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Okay...I guess this narrator spoke too soon.

"Was that Speedwagon?" Jonathan asked in a panic.

"I wonder what's wrong." Erina says next. She sets down her tea on a small table and stands up. I think we should go see."

"Good idea." Jonathan got up as well, and then they both went inside the Joestar mansion.

"Speedwagon? Are you... "

"Where is it?! Gosh darn it where?!" Other than the foyer, all the two see is Speedwagon running around, and looking under furniture and such.

"Um... what are you looking for chap?" Jonathan asks hesitantly.

"My hat! It's missing! I must find it!"

"Personally, I don't think that hat suited you. You're better off without it."

As soon as Erina made her comment, Speedwagon's head snapped to her direction. His eyes shot daggers at her, and you could practically see the fumes emminating from him. "Better off without it? Better off without it?!"

Then Jonathan intervienes, "I think you should calm down."

"That hat is my everything! I'm nothing, I repeat- NOTHING!!!! Do you see this?" Speedwagon points to his hat-less head, and to his wild (but awesom) hair.

"Yes...um...w-what about your hair?"

"It needs something to cover it! Plus I look good in my hat! Ugh! This is the worst day of my life."

"Okay okay SpeedWagon. (Sigh) if it helps I'll help you look around." Jonathan gestures, like the gentle man he is [and hella- hot].

"I guess i will as well." Erina agrees.

"Thank you both!"

~Engage Time Lapse!~

With all three of them, you might think that they would be able to find the hat of Speedwagon's. If you think oppositely, you're not wrong. In fact, you're totally right. The dangerous, yet fabulous hat was nowhere to be found. [I love bowler hats guys BTW, they're so nice to wear] Everyroom, closet, hall, etc. was searched but no hat; and the manor is huge.

They all decided to look outside to try and spot it on the ground. But still...

"It's nowhere! I'm going to cry!"

"Perhaps, we could find another one in town?" Erina suggests exhausted.

"I don't want to."

Jonathan walks up to Speedwagon and pats him on the back, "Cheer up friend. If I buy you a dozen brand new hats, will you stop sulking?"

The air becomes quite heavy for only a second or two, but then becomes neutral. "Sigh. Okay, if I must."

~In Town in a shop~ [BTW these are real hat names!]

"Ooh! I love this one!" Erina holds up a black "derby flat top" with a blue ribbon.

"Eh...it's not speaking to me." Speedwagon says while looking at it through a mirror he's standing in front of.

Jonathan comes around with a burgundy "derby low" with a black ribbon. "Try this one on." He sets it on his friend's head, but...

"No, no, no, this wont do either." Speedwagon hangs his head which makes the hat fall off. He puts his hands in his pockets and heaves a great big sigh. "I appreciate your help, really I do. But none of these will do. I want my hat back." He raises his head back up to look in the mirror at his reflection, but something else too...

~Speedwagon's POV~

"M-my...my...MY HAT! In the reflection of the mirror! That means it's..." I spin around on my heels (almost falling) and there it is. My hat, on top of...I don't know whose head! Grrrrr, I'll kill them! But right, then they walked out the door.

"Sp-Speedwagon? You see your hat? Where?" Jonathan asks suddenly, but I didn't even have a chance to answer, because I was already running after that, that... HAT STEALER!

I ran out the store and into the street. "Darn it!" This time of day the street are busy. Ugh! How am I going to find them! I look around carefully, without missing the slightest thing, and...FOUND IT! There they are, cutting a corner. "You're not getting away from me!!!"

I. Took. Off. Almost running into a few people, but for a good purpose. My hat. I nearly fell, because i slid cutting the corner, but recomposed my self. And finally...there the thief was. Just a few feet from me...good. "(Breathes in) HEEEEEEEEEY!" My voice was filled to the rim with menace. Well, to should, because I'm NOT HAPPY!

The hat thief jumped slightely and turned around. Finally, I can come face to face with...

with...

w-with...

with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen (and looks quite good in my hat).

"...I-I'm sorry but...d-did I trouble you in any way sir?" She said in a small voice. She's just, too cute for words! It's wonderful, she's wonderful.

I just realized that I was just standing there like an idiot, and did not answer her question. "N-no no! Not at all, but...uh... I was just think that that hat looks a lot like the one I lost lot too long ago." Smooth Speedwagon, real classy.

"Oh! Perhaps it is! In fact I was trying to find it's owner. I apologize." She took the hat off her head and handed it back to me. And I put it back on my head. Ah, feels so good. "I am so very sorry. I have a pet bird at home [IDK guys, just go with it] and he just loves to take things."

"That's quite alright Miss...

"Oh, (Y/N). (Y/N) (L/N)."

"What a lovely name. My name is Robert E.O. Speedwagon." I bowed slightly, tipping my hat. "Or just Speedwagon."

"Hehe, it's nice to meet you. By the way, that is a nice hat. I couldn't help but put it on. It just looks so nice, well, nicer on you."

"Actually, it looked nice on you as well. Well, you were beautiful before though." I mumbled that last part.

"What did you say?"

"Oh nothing! Nothing at all. I was just thinking, is all."

"About what." Came closer to me, making me blush a little more that I already was.

"Uh..." Come on think of something. "...about making a deal with you!" I blurted out.

"...A deal, Speedwagon?"

"Yes. That since my hat looked so good on you, you could wear it for the rest of the day..."

"Um, are you sure? I just gave it back to you though."

"But the terms are, you have to accompany me for the rest of the day." Oh no! I said it. Why? I don't know! Her cuteness just hypnotized me! Ahhhh! Now she'll think I'm a weird person.

"I'd be happy to." She replied.

"Really?" I asked surprised.

"Yes. You seem like a nice gentleman. And plus I don't want to go home to my trouble-maker bird just yet."

"Haha, I see. Well then..." I held out my arm for her to take, and she did.

Score one for Speedwagon.