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Josuke: ..............................Call Boozle.

Jonathan: B-but, do you think she wants to hear from us? She hasn't talked to us in a while.

Joseph: Yeah, he's right. (Gasp) Do you think she doesn't like us anymore? Do you think she hates us?! DO YOU THINK SHE-?!

Jotaro: Yare, yare. She doesn't hate us. 

Polnareff: True, true. She loves us immensely.

Kakyoin: He's right guys. 

Avdol: Boozle would at least have said something.

Okuyasu: So...who's gonna call her? Koichi?

Koichi: What? No, no, no. I'm too nervous. Why not Rohan?

Rohan: What? No!

Tonio: Why not?

Rohan: Because (blushes) I-Idon't feel like it! (tsundere af)

Dio: Oh just give me the phone you idiots.

Joseph: Bad idea. Remember the last conversation you had with Boozle?

~flash back to Introduction~

Dio: Ahem...you...are probably right.

Mikitaka: A lot of time is passing. Can we decide who shall call Boozle.

... ... ...

Caesar: Ahem, if you would...pass me the phone.

~Ring Ring Ring~

Jonathan: Is it still ringing?

Josuke: This is getting crazy.

~beeeeeep...you have reached the phone of Boozle who is unavailable-~ hangs up

Caesar: She didn't answer.

Joseph: Well you should have left a message!!!

Caesar: Calm down. We'll try again later.

~boom boom~

Speedwagon: Um...do you all hear that?

~Boom Boom~

Wamuu: Lord Kars. Shall I go investigate?

Kars: No this might become interesting.

Esidisi: Indeed it might...gehehe.

~BOOM BOOM~

Jotaro: It's getting louder.

Josuke: Where's it coming from?

Joseph: OH MY GOD!

Jonathan: Everyone! Brace yourselves!

~BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!~

~BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!~

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Boozle: SONO CHI NO SADAME!

Jonathan: JOOOOOOOJOOOOO!

Boozle: Like a bloody storm- Atsuku like a bloody stone!

Joseph: Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni!

Boozle: Kobushi hanatsu-Seinaru vijon...

Jotaro:...........(sigh) Stand Proud.

Boozle: 😊... Dakedo kyō mo jōjō ni-

Koichi: monku nanka iiatte-

Okuyasu: nichijō o odoru-

Josuke: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town! 

Boozle: Oh wait! I got one more!

Smokey: Which is?

Boozle: (clears throat) I'LL BE THE ROOOOOOUUUUUNDBOUT!!!

Everyone (including you) :THE WORDS WILL MAAAAAAAAAKE YOU OUT AND OUT!!!

Song continues on... ... ...

So...hey guys...um...I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been updating in so long! I had school. Then I had the two week off holiday break! Then I had days off school cuz the weather is "cold"! I-I-I-IIIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMM SORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Once again I have no excuses. I an a lazy fool. I ask for you guy's forgiveness. But also I ask for requests cuz...you know me.
I will make more stories!!!! That is a definite truth!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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