Josuke: ..............................Call Boozle.
Jonathan: B-but, do you think she wants to hear from us? She hasn't talked to us in a while.
Joseph: Yeah, he's right. (Gasp) Do you think she doesn't like us anymore? Do you think she hates us?! DO YOU THINK SHE-?!
Jotaro: Yare, yare. She doesn't hate us.
Polnareff: True, true. She loves us immensely.
Kakyoin: He's right guys.
Avdol: Boozle would at least have said something.
Okuyasu: So...who's gonna call her? Koichi?
Koichi: What? No, no, no. I'm too nervous. Why not Rohan?
Rohan: What? No!
Tonio: Why not?
Rohan: Because (blushes) I-Idon't feel like it! (tsundere af)
Dio: Oh just give me the phone you idiots.
Joseph: Bad idea. Remember the last conversation you had with Boozle?
~flash back to Introduction~
Dio: Ahem...you...are probably right.
Mikitaka: A lot of time is passing. Can we decide who shall call Boozle.
... ... ...
Caesar: Ahem, if you would...pass me the phone.
~Ring Ring Ring~
Jonathan: Is it still ringing?
Josuke: This is getting crazy.
~beeeeeep...you have reached the phone of Boozle who is unavailable-~ hangs up
Caesar: She didn't answer.
Joseph: Well you should have left a message!!!
Caesar: Calm down. We'll try again later.
~boom boom~
Speedwagon: Um...do you all hear that?
~Boom Boom~
Wamuu: Lord Kars. Shall I go investigate?
Kars: No this might become interesting.
Esidisi: Indeed it might...gehehe.
~BOOM BOOM~
Jotaro: It's getting louder.
Josuke: Where's it coming from?
Joseph: OH MY GOD!
Jonathan: Everyone! Brace yourselves!
~BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!~
Boozle: SONO CHI NO SADAME!
Jonathan: JOOOOOOOJOOOOO!
Boozle: Like a bloody storm- Atsuku like a bloody stone!
Joseph: Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni!
Boozle: Kobushi hanatsu-Seinaru vijon...
Jotaro:...........(sigh) Stand Proud.
Boozle: 😊... Dakedo kyō mo jōjō ni-
Koichi: monku nanka iiatte-
Okuyasu: nichijō o odoru-
Josuke: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town!
Boozle: Oh wait! I got one more!
Smokey: Which is?
Boozle: (clears throat) I'LL BE THE ROOOOOOUUUUUNDBOUT!!!
Everyone (including you) :THE WORDS WILL MAAAAAAAAAKE YOU OUT AND OUT!!!
Song continues on... ... ...
So...hey guys...um...I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been updating in so long! I had school. Then I had the two week off holiday break! Then I had days off school cuz the weather is "cold"! I-I-I-IIIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMM SORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Once again I have no excuses. I an a lazy fool. I ask for you guy's forgiveness. But also I ask for requests cuz...you know me.
I will make more stories!!!! That is a definite truth!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarThis is a book about oneshots with you in the wonderful world of JJBA. Jojo is in my top 3 animes that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!!!!! So enjoy, the stories!!! Now introducing Part 5!!! Now it's parts 1-5.