Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Pillar Men-Jewel

I HATE SCHOOL!!!! Anyway, this is a request from AmethystTiger. And I tried my best to not make them OOC. So...Enjoy!!!

She is a photographer, and quite the cutie. She is very intelligent, though she may not look it. She is very, very, very...(sigh) well, we'll get to those attributes later, just listen to her first.  "Ugh. I knew I shouldn't have taken this job. I knew I should have stayed home today. Thanks a lot Speedwagon." 

So...Miss (Y/N), as of about a month ago, works for the Speedwagon Foundation as a photographer. Because what's a discovery without proof, photographic proof. Anyway, this was her new assignment, to take pictures of the surrounding area of the Pillar Men exhibition. Not the actual exhibition underground, because that too dangerous. So instead she remains on the surface, taking pictures of the ruins and...the ruins...and more ruins. 

"I wonder how much I'm getting paid for just pictures of the same place. Grrrr! It's so boring!!!" She shouts up into the night sky. Well, one excuse for it being do boring is that she is all alone. There was one of Stroheim's men with her but he was called to help with examination underground. (Guess how that went) So she's alone. Or so she thinks. 

(Y/N) put down her camera and takes a seat on a nearby rock to rest a bit.  "I wonder what kind of things they're doing underground." She says referring to the exhibition. Then all of a sudden, she hears a faint laugh. One that sounded quite sinister. "Huh? What the...what was that?" She stands up and looks around. Then, she sees something out of the corner of her eye. Or somethings. She turns her head and tries to focus her eyes on, whatever those things are. "What are those?" She asks herself, "And...Why are they headed straight towards ME?!"

She starts to panic. Of course anyone would.

She grabs her camera, and runs to a close and safe place...behind a pillar (how original). Then, BOOM!!!! They landed and dust engulfed the area. (Y/N) covered her mouth until it cleared. She looked around the pillar, and made sure not to reveal herself.

What she saw...she could believe her eyes.

Three men. All built, and all wearing... minimal clothing.

'Who are they? Or what are they?' (Y/N) thinks to herself. Then they start speaking, but there are only a few words (Y/N) can make out...

"...search..."

"...stone..."

and, "...cars..."

'I wonder what they're doing all the way out here.' She thinks. 'Besides that...this is a good ass shot!' She raises her camera, positions it to her liking, and takes a picture.

Now...there was no flash, but the camera made an ever so slightly, little sound. And that, caught one of the men's attention. The one whose entire head (including ears) was covered in a wrap. He said one word, or rather a name. "Wamuu."

And then, one of other men swung his arm. Then all of a sudden, a huge gust of wind blew in (Y/N)'s direction, making the pillar fly out of the way. 

"Whoa!" the girl screamed, and tumbled out of harms way, however not that the pillar was gone, she was in view of all three of the mysterious men. "Oh crap." She said under her breath, and staring straight at them. Then, one of the men started making his way over to her. 

"Esidisi. We are in search of the stone." The one with the head wrap said.

The man stopped right in front of (Y/N) looking at her up and down. "Yes I know Lord Kars. However; this mortal, is quite... alluring." He said with a smirk. He leaned in closer to study her feature more. But all she could do was sit still on the ground, and stay completely quite. She was in shock. They did just fall from out of the sky and land without so much as a scratch. 

(Y/N) stared straight at the man in front of her. 'Esidisi' she presumed in her mind. He had white hair and an "X" painted on his face. "Don't you think so Lord Kars?" 

(Y/N) was too focused on Esidisi in front of her that she didn't realize the other two men were around her. 

"Hmm... yes, she is quite... enticing" 'Lord Kars' she pressures said. (Y/N) looks at him next and sees that he is wearing...makeup. And looks pretty damn good in it too. Plus he has a bit of hair peaking out from under his head wrap. "Wamuu, wouldn't you agree?" Kars gestures to the man who has a square (most of it anyways) on his face. He in response to that question with a simple nod. 

It took (Y/N) a moment to realize that Esidisi bent down to her level, and again, stared straight at her, a little too close for comfort. "What is your name, woman?"

"U-u-uh...(Y/N)." She managed to choke out. "It's (Y/N)."

"Oh. What a lovely name for a lovely, and stunning jewel." Says Kars while reaching his hand toward the girl. She shrinks back just a bit though. "Don't not be afraid, (Y/N). I rather like you, and I think I should keep you around." Kars bends down and, runs the back of his hand on her cheek [without absorbing her, AND making Esidisi kinda jelly I might add].

"Lord Kars?" Wamuu starts. "Are you serious?"

"Indeed I am." Kars gets back up and looks to Wamuu. "...Carry her."

"Yes." Was all Wamuu said until he finally got closer  to (Y/N) and picked her up, bridal style. And she's pretty sure she saw a slight smirk on the guy's face.

"W-w-wait!" But it was too late now. (Y/N) was in the arms of a mysterious, strong (and a bit sexy) man.

"Not fair. Why does he get to hold the woman?" Esidisi complains.

"Because..." Kars starts. "I said so." and finishes.

And ALL that is going through (Y/N)'s mind right now is...'What the hell just happened?'

AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! IM DONE! IM OUT! IM LEAVING! SEE Y'ALL IN THE NEXT LIFE! i'm just kidding guys