Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Josuke-Relatable

Just in case if my computer is been a butt and messing my stuff up again, the name of this story isn't "Sweet", it's "Relatable".

"And don't forget. .."

"My bag. I got it mom."

"And your...

"Lunch. Got it mom."

"And don't forget..."

"Mom!" Ugh, this is the first time I actually want to go to school. It's my first day at [I don't know the name of the school], and mom really wants me to be prepared. But as she can see... I got everything.

"Are you sure you have everything sweet heart?"

"Mother, dost thou worry-ith about me?" I gesture greatly.

"Haha. Your funny. I'm just saying that I want you to have a good day and be prepared."

"I will mom. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go."

"Okay...have a nice day."

I headed toward our front door, and gave one last wave before heading out.

~SHORT TIKE SKIP AND NOBODY'S POV ~

Josuke, usually walking to school, meets up with Koichi and Okuyasu. However today, Josuke was absent in the trio.

"Hey Okuyasu. Do you know where Josuke is?"

"Nah. I don't. I was just about to ask you."

"Well I don't know either. It's strange."

"Yeah. You think something happened?"

"I hope not."

"Hey, Koichi! Okuyasu!" The two boys' heads turned towards the other side of the street, where there stood Josuke and...a girl?

Okuyasu leans in closer to Koichi and whispers, "Who's that?"

"I had no idea." Koichi replies.

"Eh...I don't trust her. Just keep a close eye on her for me." Then Okuyasu starts to walk across the street to them.

"Uh...I think you may be over reacting." Says the little Stand user, and soon joins Okuyasu.

As they walk over, Okuyasu is very weary on where he is stepping, and is very weary of the girl standing fairly close to Josuke. "So...Josuke..." He starts. "Who's this?"

"Oh, guys this is (Y/N). We just met while walking. And (Y/N), these are my friends Okuyasu and Koichi."

(Y/N) reaches her hand out for, first, Okuyasu to shake. "Hi, I'm (Y/N)." Said with a smile.

"Sup." Okuyasu says plainly, with a little bit of disgust.

Not being rude, Koichi reaches and shakes(Y/N)'s hand instead. "So (Y/N)...uh..."

"Koichi. If you want to ask me a question go right ahead." She says with a laugh.

"I mean, this may be weird to ask but; what do you like to do? I mean in like, free time."

"That's not a weird question Koichi. I like to draw, play video games now and then, and..."

"Wait, video games?!" Okuyasu and Josuke yell out. But mostly Okuyasu.

"Oh, yeah. Especially vs ones [cough cough "Eyes Of Heaven" cough]. I kinda have an obsession. I also have an obsession with manga but, I'm sure you guys don't wanna hear about that."

"Oooooh! Then what's you favorite?" Koichi then shouts.

"You really want to know?"

"Yes!"

She leans closer to Koichi's ear and whispers, "My favorite one of all time, is Pink Dark Boy."

"What really?!"

(Y/N) retracts her head back from Koichi's sudden outburst. "Sorry, I can't help it! It's too good! Please don't be mad."

"I'm not mad. Actually I have something to tell you about Pink Dark Boy."

"It better not be spoilers."

~Time Skip to School~

All the way to school, (Y/N) and her new friends had different conversations about numerous things ranging from school stuff to bizarre places [You thought I'd say adventures didn't you].

And finally, they came to the school. "So this is the school."

"Yep, I gotta get to class. By (Y/N). I'll talk to you later." waved Koichi.

"Me too." Said Okuyasu. "See ya."

And then there were two, (Y/N) and Josuke. "So...(Y/N)?" Josuke starts, not to mention scratching the back of his head while at it. "Do you want me to walk you to class. I-I mean! It's j-j-just a general question."

"Sure Josuke. I'd like that."

"Oh...c-cool! Right this way."

"Okay Mr. Sly Guy. Oh yeah, by the way..."

"What's up?"

"It's about your hair..."

Josuke suddenly stops. Uh oh, she brought up the hair. Josuke's hair. The hair that he takes so much pride in. What'll she say. She didn't even say anything yet, but Josuke already has a dark aura around him, which (Y/N) is oblivious to.

So Josuke tries to calmly ask," What. About. My. Hair."

"I just want to say, that it's quite bizarre, but looks cute on you. I like it."

Josuke snaps. His Stand, Crazy Diamond [or Shining, either one]comes out, about to... but wait. What? Did she say that she liked his hair. .............What?

"D-did you say, you liked my hair?"

"Yeah, I like it. What, are you not used to compliments?"

"I-I'm just not used to that one!"

"Geez, calm down. Oh by the way, that's a nice Stand you got there."

"Oh, thanks.........................Wait. WHAT!?!!?!???!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!??!"