Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Q & A Answers!!!! Part 4

Boozle: Okay lets get back on these stories. (Turns on the computer, goes to Wattpad, and looks at how many reads this book has) ...

~In another room~

Dio: I wonder...what is happening in Boozle's room?

Yoshikage: I wonder as well. I hope her hands are alright.

Dio: Hands?

Yoshikage: I-it's hard to explain.

Boozle from the other room: TEEEEEEEENNNN THOUUUUUUUUUSSSAAAAAAAAAANNND REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDSSS!!!!!!!!!

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fandom-full asks: "Kakyoin can  touch your hair??? (quiet reros)"

Kakyoin: Uh...I'm not sure I'll let you. That answer would have been a yes, but you're making a weird noise.

Boozle: Um...Kakyoin, you make that noise.

Kakyoin: Do not.

Boozle: You lie! Want proof? Here's a damn cherry!

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Jbirdfly asks: "How do you guys deal with each other?" (Referring to the argument in the previous part)

Jonathan: Well, we are all family. We have quarrels here and there, but we get through them.

Josuke: Yeah. Even if, Joseph cheated on Jotaro's grandma with my mom.

Joseph: Hey! Why we gotta bring that up?

Jotaro: Because it happened. And watch it pompadour. Don't make me punch your face, again?

Josuke: Bring it on then Dolphin boy.

Boozle busts through the door (again): HOOOOOOOOOLLLLDDDD UP!!! (Walks over to Josuke) You. Shall not. Insult. The holy mammal.

Josuke: Holy Mammal? Oh please. They're as holy as Joseph's fashion sense.

Boozle: No. Joseph's fashion sense is...god-tier. (Poses)

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bleachlife (i admire your commitment to these questions) asks: "Guys why do you let DIO *cough banana man cough* hang around?"

Jonathan: Trust me, we don't.

Jotaro: He just follows us.

Boozle: Me too. 

Dio: Indeed I do. And...wait a minute. (Looks at the question closer) YOU DARE CALL ME BANANA MAN MORTAL!!!?????

Boozle: Oh please. Like your immortal? Psssh

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LovelyManiacKiller asks: "Jotaro, can you summon Star Platinum please? I wanna hug him. Sorry I like him the most."

Boozle: Dang Jotaro, you are like, the most popular guy here.

Jotaro: It's not like I'm trying.

Boozle: No, no you are not. But hurry up and bring out your Stand.

Jotaro: Yare, yare. (Brings out Star Platinum)

Boozle: Oh yes boi, he is fiiiiiiiiine. 

Jotaro: Unnecessary comment. 

Star Platinum: Ora ora ora.

Jotaro: I don't care if you appreciate it. Just go and hug.

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WoodyIsHere asks: "Can I kiss Speedwagon?"

Speedwagon: Huh? Y-You want to...kiss m-m-me? (Sniff sniff) I-I finally got a question. And I can kiss someone? Boozle. Is this real?

Boozle: Yep, you deserve it buddy.

Speedwagon: I, I can't believe it. I-i-i- (sniff) I need a moment. (Turns around and wipes tears)

Boozle: Aw, it's okay. Hey Woody, would you mind giving him a hug too? Thanks!

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Boozle: Oh snap.

Josuke: What's wrong?

Boozle: Rohan has a question.

Rohan: FINALLY!!!

Boozle: But you're not gonna like it.

ferba93 asks: "If Rohan had to choose between hugging Josuke or calling Okuyasu 'master' what would it be? And most importantly, whose the best?"

Boozle: (tries to holds in the laughter)

Rohan.....................Why. Would you...even ask that question? You know what? This is my answer...(breathes in)-

Boozle: Upupupupupupup, no, no, no. You can not say you're famous "Daga Kotowaru", You can't say "I refuse". You have to answer the question.

Rohan: You do understand that I hate those two with a passion, correct? I can tolerate Koichi, but these two????!!!!

Boozle:...I thought you liked Koichi.

Rohan: S-shut up?!

Boozle: Okay Mr. Tsundere. Anyway, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Rohan...fffffffffffffffffffine. If I have to choose one, I'd choose calling Okuyasu 'master. 'Master of the idiots'. And to answer the other question of who's best. It's Josuke. Because he's the best at being annoying.

Boozle: ..........Wow. You are just a rain of sunshine aren't cha?

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TEN THOUSAND READS GUYS!!!! Thank you so much! That was awesome to just suddenly look, and be like-OMG. Really though. Thank you. I hope you keep enjoying and having fun with my wacky and weeby imagination!!! BYE-BYE!!!