Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Jotaro AU- Karaoke

AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M SOOOOO SOOORRRRYYYYY!!!! I'VE BEEN LAZY AS HELL!!!!!

This is little modernized too. So everybody is the same age.

"So why did you guys want me to come again?" (Y/N) asks her two friends standing on both sides of her. 

"Because we know you like a special someone." sings Polnareff.

"And plus we know you like to sing." says Kakyoin on the other side.

"You guys need to stop pressuring me into these things." 

So basically what is happening-(Y/N) is being invited/ dragged to karaoke night at a little cafe. So...it's one girl, and one, two......six guys. And only one of them does she have a crush on. And that one...is Jotaro Kujo. The most awesome, savage, chill guy ever to exist.

"We are here!" Polnareff suddenly jumps up and down, and points to the building in front of him, the '[enter name here] Cafe'. "Come on! Everyone else is inside." 

"Wait what? They are already here?!" (Y/N) is taken aback (obviously)"

"Yeah! We are fashionably late."

"Polnareff!"

"Don't worry about it (Y/N)." Kakyoin reassures, "We're all here to have fun. Just hope that Joseph didn't start singing. That would be-"

"Disastrous?" 

"Exactly (Y/N). Disastrous." 

"Come on guys! Hurry up and lets go in!" Polnareff (being Polnareff) runs in leaving the two behind.  

"(Sigh), Shall we go inside (Y/N)?"

"Ugh, If I must."

~~~Inside after a few songs were sang~~~

"Psst. Hey (Y/N)." Avdol whispers.

"Yeah, what's up." 

"How about you go up there are sing something."

"Wh-wha-what!? No I can't sing!"

Suddenly Joseph jumps into the conversation, "Okay 1- Yes you can. We all know it. 2- Once again, Jotaro is here.  And 3- Someone good needs to go up after Dio. He's too...you know.

While this conversation was going on, Dio, with a spot light on him, was on the little stage, with a mic, a TV and two speakers by it's side. Dio, being the guy he is...was singing the only song he thought was perfect for him- "Applause" by Lady GaGa.

Looking around at the audience, (Y/N) sees some people loving it, and other people not so much. When she looks at Jotaro however, he pays no attention to what's happening. He's the type of person who just stays on the side. Just going with the flow. Just chilling. Just...so...so

'Why is he so cool, just sitting there?' (Y/N) thinks to herself. 'Who wouldn't want to date him? He's smart. He's badass. He's...not gonna lie... is hot.' Then at that moment, (Y/N) realizes she was still staring at Jotaro. And to make it worst she didn't notice that he was staring back at her. 

She whips her head back around and her face blushes a thousand shades of pink. 

By that time, Dio was done with his song, so he came to sit back down. "How'd you like that? I'm too good for this world aren't I?" 

No one answered his question, instead everyone was waiting for the next person to go and sing. "Come on (Y/N). If you don't go, the girls at school are going to take Jotaro away from you." Joseph tried to tease.

"B-but, I...I don't even think Jotaro even likes me."

"Then make him like you."

"But he's...he's Jotaro Kujo. Like little average me (Y/N) (L/N) has any chance with him. I'm just... lame." With that, (Y/N) started to get up and leave. But then, as luck would mother f***ing have it,  it started to rain outside. Not enough for thunder and lighting, but enough to soak someone. And look who didn't bring an umbrella. 

"Ugh, are you kidding me." (Y/N) slowly turns back around to go back to her table, until the rain lets up a little. However; she stopped in her tracks, and looks at the horror filled scene before her.

[Okay right here, I'm just pleasing the fujoshis who ship this, I don't particularly though.]

Dio, was sitting next to Jotaro. He was dangerously close might I add. AAAAAANNNDDD, Dio had his arm wrapped around Jotaro's shoulders?

With no hesitation, (Y/N) walks up onto the stage grabs the mic, and types in the song she want to sing. She hits enter, and the music starts playing.

Let the show begin! (play the song)

While singing, (Y/N) found the confidence to move around. Not just around the stage, but around the cafe. She moved, swinging her hips, being sassy, and even going on chairs. The crowd was going wild, especially her friends. Still singing, she looks at Jotaro, who no longer has Dio next to him. Jotaro looked slightly surprised at how great she sings. Then with a smile, (Y/N) winks.

~~~After the song~~~

"(Y/N) you did so well!"

"That was so great."

"Alright! Sassy, sassy!"

"I didn't know you could sing like that."

Compliments rain down harder on (Y/N) than the actual rain outside would. But instead of looking at the people giving said compliments, (Y/N) sits in a chair with her knees tucked to her chest and head down. 

Now (Y/N), in her head is saying this- 'Oh my goooooooooooooood. Why did I do that? Why did I sing ON STAGE. What did I go off stage. Oh no. WHY DID I WINK?!!! That was the most stupidest thing I've ever done in my entire life. Someone just bury me. Kill me. Right now. Please.'

"Oi. (Y/N)." 

(Y/N) shoots her head up, only to see Jotaro's green eyes. 

'But what happened to the bunch people around me giving me compliments? Well, nevermind that, Jotaro is standing in front of you!' "Uhhh...J-J-JoJo hi! Oh wait! I-I'm sorry. I accidentally called you J-JoJo!"

"It's fine." Jotaro says calmly (always). Then he pulls up a spare chair and sits right next to (Y/N). 

By now (Y/N)'s knees were down, and her feet were back on the ground. Though (Y/N)'s hands where fiddling with each other in her lap, and she refused to make eye contact.

"You sang great." Jotaro starts.

"O-Oh! Thank you." 'Stop stuttering you idiot!'

"Why that song?" 

"Um...uh...Well, I thought about how it was raining outside. So uh..."

"And the wink you gave me?"

"I-I-I-I-I!!!! Uhhhh...t-that was an accident. I d-didn't mean anything by it! I-uh...Jotaro...?" (Y/N) realizes that Jotaro's face was veeeery close. "W-what are-"

"Be quiet. You stutter too much." And then...Jotaro smashed his lips to (Y/N)'s. 

It was only for like what...two seconds, but to (Y/N) it was the longest two seconds of her life. 

"Um, Jotaro?"

"Questions later. The rain stopped so we can leave." Jotaro grabs (Y/N)'s hand and starts to walk out the cafe.

"What's the rush?"

"Joseph is about to starts singing." But it was already too late. Joseph was on stage,  starting to sing none other that the parody of "Beat It", named "Eat It" by Al Yankovic.

Hey guys! Remember that all things I mentioned belong to their respected people.

Also...I sang The Living tombstone version of "It's Raining Men" at a convention one year. Everybody went crazy when I hit that note. It was great.

But what's not great...is the fact that've been super duper lazy in bringing ya'll these stories. I'll make it up to ya'll. And I think I'll do that by...STARTING A NEW BOOK SOON. It'll be OVERWATCH related. And I think that I'll make it...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Sorry that's my fujoshi speaking.