Boozle: Wow! These questions are coming in out the water! I'm happy.
Dio: As am i.
Boozle: buuuuuuuuuuuuut...you haven't gotten one yet.
Dio: Don't remind me.
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Bleachlife asks 2 questions: "Kakyoin, do u do gay?"
Boozle: Well, he is shipped with Jotaro a lot so......
Kakyoin: It is my question Boozle.
Boozle: So answer it then .
Kakyoin: (breathes in) no. I am not gay. ~blushes~
Boozle: Uh huh. Whatever you say cherry boy.
Bleachlife also asks: "Dio, why do you wear so much yellow? It makes you look like a banana."
Dio: WHAT!?!?!?! YOU DARE?!?!?!
Jotaro: Eh...it's kinda true.
Dio: Shut up swine! This outfit is my royal garment
Boozle: Um, but ... ~bends down to his ugly a** shoes~ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSSSSSE!!!!!
Dio: I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!
Boozle: Try me b*tch.
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Both Lil_Zepp and -Nikki-chan- ask: "Can I hug Jotaro please?"
Jotaro: Yeah sure.
Boozle: Wow, you are giving out a lot of love lately.
Jotaro: Eh, why not. ~grabs Lil_Zepp and -Nikki-chan- and hugs~
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-Nikki-chan- also asks: "Dio, how are you so fashionable? You look fabulous! I need advices! ^^"
Dio: Finally, someone has taste.
Boozle: You had taste in Phantom Blood. In Stardust Crusaders, you did look like a banana!
Dio: I do not wish another "roast" from you, so I'll answer the question. What you need to wear is something that will make you stand out.
Boozle: That's okay advice i guess.
Dio: Wear gold and yellow. With hearts! AND GREEN ACCENTS!!!
Boozle: Okay bye Dio.
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LovelyManiacKiller asks: "I have a question for all Jojos, which one of you is the strongest? If you don't know fight for it. I wanna see you guys fight?"
Jonathan: whoa, whoa, whoa. We are not fighting.
Joseph: Yeah, there is no contest.
Josuke: What do you mean there's no contest.
Joseph: Well obviously, I'm strongest. So There is not contest.
Jotaro: That's bull.
Josuke: Yeah, I'm stronger here!
Jonathan: You're the youngest and least experienced out of all of us.
Josuke: I thought you were the nice one?! And What do you mean least experience?! Jotaro discovered his stand later than I did?!
Jotaro: At least I kick a** with mine.
Joseph: Oh and my Hamon+ Hermit Purple doesn't do anything?!
Jonathan: hmmmmm...no not much.
Joseph: YOU WANNA GO RICH BOY?!?!
Boozle: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD UUUUUUPPP!!!!! ~walks in the middle of the argument~ (clears throat) In my opinion. ~emphasizes opinion~ I think that Jotaro is stronger.
Josuke: What th-!!!
Boozle: Boozle is talking thank you! The reason I am saying that is because, Star Platinum.
Joseph:...that's it? THAT'S IT?!
Boozle: 1. He beat Dio. 2. He can stop time. 3. He saved your life. 4. On the first day, he punched Josuke in the face. 5. He beat up Yoshikage. Need I go on?
Joseph: (sigh) no.
Boozle: I didn't think so.
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Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots
FanfictionThis is a book about oneshots with you in the wonderful world of JJBA. Jojo is in my top 3 animes that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!!!!! So enjoy, the stories!!! Now introducing Part 5!!! Now it's parts 1-5.
