Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

DIO A-Z NSFW

I hate Dio, ya'll know this...but here you go anyway. This is part 3 DIO btw.

A- After Care (What they're like after sex)

DIO doesn't seem to care, but he kinda does. After sex with you, you're worn out and fall asleep right away. So you don't see that he carries you to bed (if you aren't already there). And before he leaves, he'll send one of his minions to guard your door.

B- Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

He loves his dick. Simple as that. On you, he loves your neck. It's the most obvious place where people will look and see bite marks and hickies. 

C- Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

He loves to shove himself in your mouth and cum down you throat. If you can't swallow it, you don't get to cum.

D- Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

DIO is keeping you alive because of your blood (it tastes good), and also because you give him pleasure that other women couldn't really do. Also, he wants to go slow and sensual , but... has to keep up his "tyrant persona".

E- Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

He probably invented some sex positions in his time among the living. So yeah, he KNOWS what he's doing.

F- Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He doesn't have one, he can't pick. But he does very much enjoy any version of doggy. As well as any position you're in to suck his cock.

G- Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc?)

He isn't necessarily serious or goofy. He's.......interesting. 

H- Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He may be a f-ing bastard, but he's no animal. His carpet is well kept. He grooms often.

I- Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

He's not romantic at all. (He wants to be...but he's not gonna).

J- Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it too often. He'll masturbate in front of you to tease you, sometimes.

K- Kink (One or more of their kinks)

HE'S A FUCKING SADIST! He has no shame, but you hella-do. 

L- Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, and anytime. In his castle [is that a castle in Egypt?], he will push you up against a wall, and not even care. He'll do you in his throne room, bedroom, floor, IN FRONT of his way lesser subordinates. 

M- Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Nothing really motivates him. However; sometimes when you two are at it, there is a face you make when you're really feelin' it, and he FUCKING loves it.

N- NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

He won't allow subordinates to take you. You're his, and only his (that's one reason why he like to show you off in front of everybody). 

O- Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

DIO enjoys receiving. He loves it when you're below him and try your best to take him all in. 

P- Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's duper-fast and hella-rough. He barely give you breaks to even catch your breath.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He likes having quickies [remember L] all the time. 

R- Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risk, etc.)

Pretty sure there isn't anything you have't done, so there's nothing to experiment. And what exactly counts as a risk to the great DIO?

S- Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

DIO can go as many rounds as he wants. He doesn't want to break you, so he'll stop when you're down for the count. 

T- Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't like using toys on you, unless it's one that ties you up. Instead, he'll demand that you use them on yourself, and he'll watch. You have a few vibrators , and dildos, and......... more stuff.

U- Unfair (How much they like to tease)

DIO is the definition of tease. Remember...he is a sadist.

V- Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

You'll be lucky if you get a grunt out of him. He doesn't want to give you the satisfaction of hearing his voice in such a manner.

W- Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Here's another secret...DIO wants to turn you into a vampire to be with him forever, but he won't do it yet. Somewhere under all that ego of his...is a lonely boi who wants to love somebody. You just have to really dig.

X- X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

He has Jonathan's sexy body....does that answer your inquiry?

Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High as how high Kars is in space right now. He wants you all day, everday. Whether you're ready or not-here he comes.

Z- ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He won't sleep until he needs to. Regardless of having sex or not. He's a strong vampire who will stay awake in the day time if he wants to. Only once in a blue moon will he sleep next to you after sex.