Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Avdol-Highschool-ish AU

This was requested by Zakuro Quintero and it's set in a highschool (hence the title) but it's also modern times too. So basically, Avdol, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff, Joseph (him in his young and beautiful days), and you are the same age. In highschool. Okay. I'm gonna stop talking now.

"Hey guys..." Polnareff nudges both Kakyoin and Jotaro sitting in front of him. 

"What is it Polareff? I'm trying to work." Kakyoin whispers back. "You're gonna get me in trouble."

"Have you noticed Avdol has been happier than usual."

"Nope." Jotaro says.

"Yo, I'm serious. We need to see what's up with him after class."

"(Sigh) fine."

"Yare, yare."

"Thank you." And not a second later, the bell rings. Signaling the end of class and significantly-lunch time. "Come on lets go!" Polnareff nearly jumps out of his chair, grabs his bag, and races towards the door. 

"I am a bit curious, now that I think about it." Kakyoin packs his belongings [I'm sounding so formal right now] and stands up.

"Let's just go already." Jotaro does the same and they both get going. 

~Short Time Skip [that was the smallest beginning of a story I've ever made]~

The trio, walking along the halls, soon became a group of four after meeting up with Joseph. "So where do you think Avdol is?" The Joestar asks.

"No idea." Polnareff answers.

Then Jotaro cuts in, "So you pulled us along to see Avdol, when you don't even know where he is?"

"Hehehe.......yeah."

"I'm gonna..."

"No need to get violent Jojo." Kakyoin pats his back in hopes to calm him down. "Avdol is outside, see?" 

Kakyoin pointed toward the window, in the courtyard. And there he was Avdol was sitting on a bench eating his lunch with...a girl.

"Oooooooooooh...who's the girl?" Polnareff pushes everyone out the way and basically puts his face on the glass for a closer look. 

He sees the two sitting close together. Chatting, laughing, and...and..."Their sharing their LUNCHES with each other?! She FEEDING him!? DAMN IT AVDOL!!!" Polnareff starts to cry, and his tears stain the glass.

"Stop crying you baby." Joseph pokes at Polnareff repeatedly. 

"But it's not fair! You have Suzie Q! And everyone is after Jotaro and Kakyoin!" Now Polnareff's broken heart earrings actually mean something. "Why can't I have a girlfriend?!" He slides down the window dramatically and balls up on the floor. 

"Oh come on Polnareff." Kakyoin starts. "That might not even be his girlfriend. Maybe a relative?" 

"Oh yeah!?" Polnareff shoots up and points to the window, almost breaking it. "Then how do you explain...THAT!!!" Just then outside, the girl gives Avdol a kiss on the cheek. 

"Okay...I stand corrected. But anyway, we don't need to spy on him anymore. It's rude."

Polnareff turns his head slowly towards the guys. His aura started to grow and give off a menacing feel. He opened his mouth, and breathed in deeply. And then...yelled out "NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~Time Skip and Scene Change~

Walking home from school hand in hand, Avdol and (Y/N) were buoying the sound of cars going by and the shake of trees. But (Y/N) decided to break that silence. "Hey Avdol?"

"Yeah. What is it (Y/N)." 

"Why don't you introduce me to your friends." 

"Well...they're...they're something."

"Define something."

"Ugh, let's see...the two named Jotaro and Kakyoin are pretty...eh, normal. However; there's Joseph and Polnareff." Avdol scratches the back on his neck trying to find the right words. "When they're not being serious they can be a handful. Wild. Obnoxious....You know other stuff along those lines."

"So are you like...what? The baby sitter?"

"N-no!" Avdol held his hand up in defense. "I'm not. Why would you say that?"

"Calm down." (Y/N) says while laughing. "It's just a joke. Haha."

Little did they know, that in the bushes along the side, were Jospeh and a slightly sobbing Polnareff. "I'm on to you Muhammad." Whisper screams Polnareff. 

"How come Avdol doesn't tell her about us?"

"I don't know. We're awesome." 

"I know right? Oh wait, shhhhh." Joseph silences his friend and goes back to the couple who stops in front of a house.

"Well, thanks for walking with me." (Y/N) says and lets go of Avdol's hand. 

"Yes. No problem. Uh...um..."

"What is it?"

"Y-you know what? It's nothing."

"I know it's not 'nothing' Avdol. What's up?" 

"Well, you know I l-l-like you a lot. So I was kind of hoping we could uh..."  

Then, it was then and there, that no one expected what would happen next. Not (Y/N) and Avdol, nor Joseph and Polnareff. 

Jotaro and Kakyoin just happened to be walking by, behind Avdol. And Kakyoin just happened to bump into Avdol. Which just happened to cause Avdol to move slightly forward, causing his lips to collide against yours. 

"Oops." Kakyoin said and kept on walking with Jotaro.

Behind the bushes, Joseph had to cover Polanreff's mouth to keep him quiet, because he was crying waterfalls by then.

Lips still together, Avdol was so shocked that he couldn't move, just widen his eyes. But on the other hand, (Y/N) started to think, and then act. She wrapped her hands around Avdol's neck, and deepened the kiss, surprising Avdol. And soon enough he started to kiss back. He closed his eyes, and wrapped his arms around (Y/N)'s waist. 

"This is so unfair! Unfair! Unfair!" Polnareff's screams out of his mouth were again, covered by Joseph's hand. 

"Shut up. You'll blow our cover." Joseph whispers.

"Too late." A sudden voice caught both of the guys off guard. They both turned around and came face to face with.........uh oh.........

..........Start Platinum and Hieorphant Green.