Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Johnathan-Crush

~ At Home~ "(Y/N) dear. Can you take the Joestar family these fruits?"

"Yes, mom." I grab the basket of organized fruits from my mother's hands. "May I ask what's the occasion?"

"Oh, it's the young Joestar's birthday. (it's officially April 24 BTW) So I wanted to give a little token of our appreciation."

"Oh yeah it is Jonathan's birthday. Great! Well, I'll be off!"

"Be careful, and give them our regards!"

"Sure!" And out the door I went.

The Joestar family is pretty famous around here. Not just because they're the richest people around, but their hospitality is unmeasured. And...not to mention their reputation of being handsome...uh...the men I mean. And Jonathan Joestar? I'll admit I have a small crush on him, not because of his looks. Other girls just look on the outside, while I look on the inside. 

After a few minutes of walking, the Joestar mansion came into view. All was well until..."Hey girly." Out of the corner of my eye I see 3 [thugs] guys with crazy [diamond] smiles on their faces. "Where ya going sweet cheeks."

I tried to keep my composure without socking them right in their faces. "That sir, is none of your business."

Another guy came up to me, "Aw don't treat us like that." and put his hand around my waist. 

"Um...excuse me. Where do you think your touching?"

"Oh, just here..." he squeezed my side. "And here..." Then yanked my hand, making me drop the basket.

"Hey, let me go!"

"No can do cutie." Then another one came up right to my face, about to kiss me.

Am I going to have my first kiss stolen by some street rat? 

~BARK BARK~ 

No, i was not. Because suddenly, large black and white dog jumped on the man in front of me, knocking him to the ground. So now with that guy out of my face, I flew my head back, making it collide with another's face. 

"Ooooowww!" He let go of me and stumbled backwards.

"Why you little bi..." He couldn't finish because he was unexpectedly slung in the air by...

Jonathan Joestar. [I don't care what you say, that dude is strong.] "You cause trouble on my grounds, I'll cause trouble for you!" Then he slugged another in the face. 

'That's what I wanted to do' I thought. "Ugh! Okay, okay we get it! We'll leave!" They all got up from there places off the floor and ran away. 

"(Sigh) it's always them." He turned to me with a sad look. "I'm sorry about that. Are you alright?"

"Oh yeah, I'm fine. Thank you. And...you're pretty strong."

"Oh, yes. I guess I am. I just...uh...runs int he family [yes it does]."

~BARK BARK~ 

We both turned out heads to see the dog holding a basket, with he fruit that's left in it anyway." "Good boy Danny." [let's have a moment of silence for the best dog a boy could have...] Jonathan grabbed the basket from him, "Uh... I'm guessing this was yours."

"Well, it was supposed to be yours. And...for what it's worth...happy birthday Jonathan." I gave him a small smile. 

And I'm pretty sure I saw a small blush come on his cheeks. "Why thank you. And please, call me Jojo."

"O-okay, Jojo...Well, thanks again. And enjoy your day." I turned around to leave but then my hand was grabbed.

"No, don't leave (Y/N)!" When I turned back around, Jojo's face was as red as a tomato. "Um...c-can you stay for a bit longer?"

"Uh..." The voice in my head keeps saying 'HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!' "S-sure. I suppose."

"Great, so come with me!" So he starts dragging me to the mansion. "Come on Danny!"

"Wait, you know my name?"

"Oh, um...yeah."

"How?"

"I, uh...(whispers) have a little crush on you."

~Short Time Skip~

"Oh, so this is the girl you won't stop talking about?" George Joestar says with a triumphant look. 

"Father please!"

"Haha, it's nice to meet you miss (Y/N)."

"I-it's nice to meet you as well Mr. Joestar."

Being inside the Joestar mansion makes you feel really small. Seriously, this place is huge! "Come on (Y/N)!" then again he drags me away, but this time, back outside.

"Why are we going back outside?"

"Because I want to show you something." So, yet again, he drags me off, and we eventually come to a small creek [about the time of sunset] "I wanted to show you... this."

He turned my body to face the horizon, and there right before my eyes, was the most amazing sunset ever. "Wow, the view from here is beautiful!"

"Almost as beautiful as you."

"What was that?"

"I-I uh, nothing!" he turned away and started scratching the back of his head. "...Um, listen... "

"Yes Jojo."

"Even though we've only formally met, I kind of... have a small crush on you."

"Really?!" I couldn't believe it. He has a crush on me? Me?!

"I understand if you don't feel the same. I just wanted to let... "

"But I do feel the same! I have a crush on you too!" Okay now that I said/yelled it out loud, it sounded awkward.

"Are you sure? Phew, that's a relief. I thought you'd faint like one of those girls who like because of my looks.

"Actually no. I like you for who you are."

"Hmm... thank you."

"No problem." the air around us became awkward, yet again another moment.
Until Jojo spoke up, "So... do you want some fruit?"

Okay so... when I first published this, about 200 words got deleted. And it was the ending, so I had to re-do it. So sorry if it's... bad.