Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots

Jonathan A-Z NSFW

Okay so quickly...I'm going to make a few of these things which aren't exactly stories. They're kinda like head-cannons. People do these all the time...so imma do it to. And as you can see from the title...the following is NSFW (not safe for work ), meaning mature content. Meaning smutty stuff. Meaning kiddies, get out of here. I can't write lemons, but i can do this kind of stuff. Last thing, know that when I type particular words, i cringe slightly.

A- After Care (What they're like after sex)

Jonathan is a very caring, kind, lovey dovey individual. He'll comfort, cuddle, wipe you down, kiss you, run a bath, you name it. He'll also ask if your comfortable, did he hurt you, are you hungry, and of course if you're tired. And if you've already fallen asleep...cuddle time!

B- Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

He just a strong guy with a perfect bod, so he can't pick a favorite. But he'll say his chest. It's perfect for you to lay against. His favorite part of yours is your hands. He loves to kiss your soft hands, he loves to hold them, and he loves the way they feel against his body. 

C- Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

He makes sure you, his lover, cums first. Call it a courtesy. Jonathan makes you feel the best FIRST. Also, he do like to cum inside you. It gives him a sense of authority/ dominance (when he's not towering over you anyway). 

D- Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'll never say this because he's...scared to. He wants you to dominate him. Not BDSM style. He wants you to lead, be on top of him, maybe order him around a bit, "punish" him. 

E- Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Being the bean, Jonathan didn't have experience before you. He and you were very nervous during your first time. But as time passed on, you both got better at it. The only knowledge he gained elsewhere was from books and Speedwagon.

F- Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary. It's simple, classic, and it satisfies both of you. Actually...there is another one, Lotus. You both love facing each other. [I don't wanna include a visual...i don wanna]

G- Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc?)

Jonathan is more serious in the "throws of passion". But not super duper serious. You two might giggle here and there, but you both focus more on intimacy that joking around.

H- Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His hair is well groomed. He is a gentleman after all. And yes, the carpet does match the drapes. 

I- Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

Very intimate. Very romantic. Very cute and sweet.

J- Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He would rather not. He's done it before. His hand pails in comparison to you. But he will do it if his thing gets up and you're not around. How did it get up? He was thinking about sexy, sexy you.

K- Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Most of the time it's him being dominant anyway. 

L- Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Best place-the bed... it's soft, your comfortable, he's comfortable. Plus, it's also classic.

M- Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When it's time for bed, and you walk in with NO clothing...oh honey he's done. Oh also, any time of the day when you so innocently touch his chest. [remember B?]

N- NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

No way, no how, would he make you uncomfortable or hurt you. He always asks you questions. Makes sure your fine. And he would never force himself or anything on you. He's waaaaayyyyyy too kind for that to happen.

O- Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He takes care of you 24/7. When you insist on him laying down, he wont admit it, but you can tell from the blush on his face that he loves it when you go down on him and take as much of him as you can. 

P- Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He'll start off slow for you to get used to his size. He'll gradually get faster. But if you are in need of some tender loving (had a bad day or somethin) he'll go slow and make you feel soooooooo loved.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Jonathan doesn't like quickies. He like to show you all his love for you properly and not in just a short time span. You both like to take your time.

R- Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risk, etc.)

He's game to experiment different positions if you are. However, he doesn't want to risk anything/ do anything too drastic.

S- Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

You can trust Jonathan to last a loooooong time. If you want to/ can keep going, you two will.

T- Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nope. Neither of you don't own any toys. Don't need em.

U- Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Jonathan unexpectedly is kinda a tease. He's in no rush to get in and get out [god why did i type that]. He doesn't want it to feel unbearable for you though, so no edging. He is a nice man after all. Although he is still kinda childish, so he likes to make you wait a bit.

V- Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Jonathan isn't very loud. He'll whisper into your ear when talking. When he's feeling good he'll grunt and moan (you die every time you hear him moan), but he won't full on yell.

W- Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's very shy when it comes to talking about sex. Whenever Speedwagon brings it up in conversation, Jonathan's face will turn beat red and he won't say anything. Erina and Jonathan are still friends. So when she hangs out with you, and asks you about your sex life, you stay quiet. And when you and Jonathan are together you talk about it, a bit.

X- X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

[breathes in] Jonathan is a big man. He's tall, he has muscles, he's......big. You're satisfied.

Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not very high. Don't get him wrong, he loves doing it with you, but he doesn't want to have sex with you every second of the day.

Z- ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't fall asleep too quickly. He has a lot of stamina, unless he wears it out. You best believe before he does fall asleep, he'll make sure you do first.