A "Human" That Likes A Skeleton

Pun War With Sans

C-CAW C-CAW 

u get dis? 

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you started to pet chara's head for she had just fallen asleep, and you saw gaster and sans exit the kitchen and while sans sat down on the couch next to you, gaster made his way toward the front door, until you called out "hey, gaster, where are you going?" gaster turned around and said "I'm going to alphy's lab, I need to talk to her about something" 

you nodded, smiled and said "oh, ok, tell her I said hi" gaster nodded and walked out closing the door behind him, you could feel someone looking at you so you turned your head toward sans and found him looking at you, sans gave you one of his famous smiles and said "why are skeletons so calm?" you smiled you knew where this was going, 

"I don't know sans, why?" sans' smile widened as he said "because...nothing gets under their skin!" at this pap came into the living room from his place in the kitchen and shouted, waking up all but one of the muskets, "SANS WHY DO YOU INSIST TO MAKE TERRIBLE PUNS?!" you laughed making sans' smile widen and pap shouted once again

 "OLDER HUMAN DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!" sans just said "oh c'mon bro, didn't I tickle your funny Bone?" Pap threw his arms in the air and stormed off to his room, agrain soon joined him, knowing what was going to happen, and soon after both you and sans were in a pun war, of course, they were skeleton puns

"why don't skeletons fight each other?"

"they don't have the guts"

"how did you know?" 

"oh, i felt it in my bones"

it went down like this for a while, until both you and sans had extinguished all of the skeleton puns, in which took a very long time, the remaining muskets tried to jump in once or twice but they always were out-punned by either you or sans, after the war, sans had rung victorious, with you a very close second,

 chara had slept through the entire war and was still sleeping with a hand over her feather, as that's how she slept now, after you and sans had diverted from pun-warring agrian had poked his head out of pap's room and back again and after a few minuets both agrian and pap had emerged from the room and pap hurried to the kitchen to start dinner,

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after i walked into alphys' lab, alphys was no where to be found, after a little bit of searching, i found her in the true lab right next to the machine that had exploded the first time we had turned it on, apparently she is trying to fix it "hello alphys" alphys jerked up, not expecting someone to be next to her, and almost dropped what she was working on

"o-oh! g-gaster, y-you s-scared me, i-is t-there s-something i-i can h-help you w-with?" she said in her normal stuttering i nodded and replied "yes, in fact there is, it's about y/n's powers," alphys immediately sets down what she was working on and says "really? what about y/n's powers? did something happen to them?" her stutter gone, as a result in talking about something she was very intrigued about, i smiled and shrugged "actually, i don't know, it seems her powers are growing" alphys cocked her head to the side "how so?" i shrugged again

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After chara woke up, you had dinner and sent the muskets to bed, you had received a text from mom that she was going to pick up azzy, chara, and frisk in the morning, chara had been quiet for the most part but as you were tucking everyone in she asked a question "sis, who was that man?" you paused for a moment glancing around  and you saw everyone looking at you with apprehension,