Ron to Hermione
Ron: Hey,
Hermione: Hey! How are you?
Ron: I was doing just fine before I met you.
Hermione: What do you mean?
Ron: I drink too much and that's an issue!
Hermione: You do drink too much butterbeer.
Ron: but I'm okay
Hermione: are your sure?
Ron: Hey,
Hermione: I already greeted you less than 5 mins ago.
Ron; you tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again!
Hermione: My only friends are: Harry, Luna, Ginny, Neville, Fred, George, and you.
Ron: I know it breaks your heart.
Hermione: I'm dating Viktor Krum
Ron: Moved to the city in a broke down car and four years, no calls,
now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar!
Hermione: hotel bar? I'm confused.
Ron: And I can't stop
Hermione: Being stupid?
Ron: No, I can't stop
Hermione: Stop what?
Ron: So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover.
Hermione: That I know you can't afford
Ron: How do you know this song?
Hermione: At least you're better than Tom.
Ron: TOM LYRIC PRANKED YOU?!
Hermione: unfortunately.
Ron: How did you know that song?
Hermione: It's my favorite song, and I'm a Muggle-born.
Ron: Right. Can you do my Potions essay.
Hermione: No.
