Requested by: SlytherinsHeir64
Albus to James:
Albus: When I was six years old I broke my leg.
James: remember when you were six and you thought you could fly so you jumped off our house?
Albus: I was running from my brother and his friends and tasted the sweet perfume of the mountain grass I rolled down.
James: You finally acknowledge that I have friends!
Albus: I was younger then, take me back to when I found my heart and broke it here. Made friends and lost them through the years and I've not seen the roaring fields in so long, I know I've grown but I can't wait to go home.
James: We're at our house. You're just in your room.
Albus: I'm on my way
James: On your way to what?
Albus: Driving at ninety down those country lanes
James: Doing what?
Albus: Singing to "The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Song"
James: Wtf man you mental? Why?
Albus: And I miss the way you make me feel, and it's real. We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill.
James: You mean Hogwarts? It's technically a castle on a hill. Also, why are you reminiscing when you said for me to get the h**l out of your room because you're playing ROBLOX?
Albus: Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes.
James: You smoke? Geez I didn't expect that! Lazy Albus actually finding some place to buy them? *laughs*
Albus: Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends.
James: You? Really? I thought you would be all nerdy and geeky with Scorpius instead.
Albus: Had my first kiss on a Friday night, I don't reckon that I did it right.
James: A girl would actually kiss you? D**m, that makes for a pretty nice girl in order to kiss your ugly a*s face. You're such a geek.
Albus: But I was younger then, take me back to when we found weekend jobs, when we got paid.
James: Remember when I was hired at McDonalds, then I prank called my boss without doing the *67 before entering his number and then I was fired?
Albus: We'd buy cheap spirits and drink them straight.
James: So you'd drink Peeves? Gross.
Albus: Me and my friends have not thrown up in so long, oh how we've grown but I can't wait to go home.
James: You miss nausea?
Albus: I'm on my way driving at ninety down those country lanes. Singing to "The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Song"
James: It changes every year how do you remember every version?
Albus: And I miss the way you make me feel, and it's real. We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill. Over the castle on the hill. Over the castle on the hill.
James: Hogwarts?
Albus: One friend left to sell clothes. One works down by the coast. One had two kids but lives alone. One's brother overdosed. One's already on his second wife. One's just barely getting by but these people raised me and I can't wait to go home.
James: You act as if you're 90. You're 15. I have overdosed though... I've seen dad drink a bottle of beer thinking it was water. Drunk Harry is pretty funny.
Albus: And I'm on my way, I still remember this old country lanes.
James: Doing what? What country lane?
Albus: When we did not know the answers and I miss the way you make me feel, it's real. We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill. Over the castle on the hill. Over the castle on the hill
James: I would push you off the castle's tallest window along with Pansy because she's annoying. Jack and Jill!
Albus: That was a lyric prank. That's also a savage thing you said. I'm proud.
James: I'm joking. I swear. I'm not that mean.
Albus: You are. You're just lazy.
James: That's true. I thought you were the lazy one.
Albus: Let's be honest. We both are
