Albus Severus to James Sirius:
Albus: Is this the real life?
James: Yes.
Albus: Is this just fantasy?
James: You're delusional, Albus.
Albus: Caught in a landslide.
James: Caught in a landslide? Are you okay?
Albus: no escape from reality
James: Obviously.
Albus: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!
James: See what?
Albus: I'm just a poor boy,
James: I don't care.
Albus: I need no sympathy
James: Good.
Albus: Because I'm easy come, easy go,
James: You're one of the most inflexible people I've ever met.
Albus: little high, little low
James: You're high aren't you? I need to see you be delusional in action. That looks like fun.
Albus: Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me,
James: That's nice?! Who cares about the wind anyway?! You're a freaking Slytherin, that's who.
Albus: to me
James: Why are you emphasizing that?
Albus: Mama just killed a man!
James: SAY WHAT NOW?!
Albus: Put a gun against his head
James: TELL MOM IM MOVING OUT!
Albus: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
James: Do you own a gun?
Albus: Mama, life had just begun!
James: I'm your brother. Go text Mom all your troubles.
Albus: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
James: Yes you have cuz ur a Slytherin.
Albus: Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry!
James: IM NOT YOUR MOM!
Albus: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
James: I don't feel like texting u!
Albus: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters!
James: Okay......??????!?!?!
Albus: Too late, my time has come!
James: Did they kill you? I want to film this, bro!
Albus: Sends shivers down my spine body's aching all the time!
James: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Albus: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go!
James: you're dying.
Albus: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!
