Draco to Harry:
Draco: 5!
Harry: What's 5?
Draco: 4!
Harry: Malfoy. You high?
Draco: 3, 2, 1!
Harry: Answer me honestly, Malfoy, I know you're high.
Draco: We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship zooming through the sky!
Harry: You own most things, but not a rocket ship. Aren't you supposed to be a healer?
Draco: Little Wizards
Harry: Seriously, Malfoy, how tf did you become a healer?
Draco: Climb aboard, get ready to explore!There's so much to find, Little Wizards!
Harry: Are you drunk or high? I need the answer!
Draco: We're going on a mission, start the countdown 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Harry: I know how to count. I'm stupid but I still know how to count, Malfoy, I'm not sure you do.
Draco: Everyone to rocket, rev it up now RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Harry: The rocket to fly you out of this world.
Draco: We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship zooming through the sky, Little Wizards!
Harry: How the heck did you go somewhere in life? You know, after you spend your days doing this?
Draco: Climb aboard, get ready to explore! There's so much to find, Little Wizards!
Harry: What the heck is wrong with you? I would like to know, except for the fact that I don't care.
Draco: Come on, let's go, Little Wizards!
Harry: I'm 42 and nope.
Draco: We need you, Little Wizards!
Harry: No! I'm not a pervert, ready to join you on your psychopath journey!
Draco: Yeah!
Harry: What is wrong with you?
Albus and Scorpius: 😂
Harry: Why are you two guys in the conversation?
Draco: It's a lyric prank. Look up Little Einsteins theme song.
Harry: OH GOD MALFOY NOW I CAN'T GET YOU FIRED!
Draco: Hahaha sucker! I'm perfectly qualified to do my job.
Harry: Why do you lyric prank me so much?
Draco: Because you normally don't catch on.
Scorpius: That's why I lyric prank my father.
Albus: That's why I also lyric prank you, Dad.
Harry: I need to lyric prank someone with that song they'll think it's just me being myself!
Albus: Smart idea, for once! Finally!
Draco: Lol yes.
Harry: Malfoy's using Muggle text abbreviations?!
Harry Potter took a screenshot.
Draco: It's not that funny, you know.
Albus Potter has left to go lyric prank Teddy Lupin.
Scorpius Malfoy has left to lyric prank James Sirius Potter.
Harry Potter left to go lyric prank Ronald Weasley.
Draco Malfoy left to go laugh his head off and eat apples.
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