Hermione to Ron:
Hermione: How could you switch up on me?
Ron: I did what?
Hermione: You did it so easily.
Ron: Ummm.... wat?
Hermione: You broke my heart; you left me scarred like I never meant a thing.
Ron: Hermione, you're my best friend. Whatdoyoumean?
Hermione: How could you switch up on me?
Ron: I'm dating Lavender rn.
Hermione: You did it so easily
Ron: I was never dating you.
Hermione: You broke my heart
Ron: You like me...?
Hermione: How could you switch up on me, you did it so easily! You broke my heart; you left me scarred like I never meant a thing!
Ron: I don't understand why you're so angry, Hermy? Why aren't you studying?
Hermione: How could you switch up on me you did it so easily! You broke my heart. You left me scarred. Switch up, switch up How could you switch up on me?
Ron: wtf are you talking about?
Hermione: Switch up, switch up. How could you switch up on me? Switch up, switch up How could you switch up on me?
Ron: Okay, you're texting the wrong person because I heard you had the hots for Malfoy. *raising eyebrows*
Hermione: You broke my heart. You left me scarred. Switch up!
Ron: We were never dating. I'm sorry if I ever hurt you. That was never intended.
Hermione: At first, you wasn't my type but then I learned you were just what I like.
Ron: Hermione Jean Granger are you srsly using improper grammer?
Hermione: There wasn't a day when you weren't on my mind.
Ron: same here, we always fought he who must not be named with Harry together.
Hermione: Now it seems like you've just changed over night.
Ron: I've changed clothes.
Hermione: You changed up, like I changed clothes.
Ron: I didn't.
Hermione: You changed up, for them lame h**s.
Ron: Hermione, Idk why you care bout my love life.
Hermione: You asking me to stick around like what the f**k would I stay for?
Ron: I'm one of your best friends.
Hermione: I won't be no lame for you, never catch me chasing you.
Ron: What the f*****g h**l?
Hermione: If you wanna f**k with them stupid h**s, well guess what? I'm not saving you!
Ron: I just broke up with Lavender.
Hermione: They gone take yo bread, you piece of mind and yo sanity! When I spread my legs for someone else don't be mad at me!
Ron: I won't because I'm a person.
