B***h I'm Madonna

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Requested by: SamanthaDento

Hermione to Draco:

Hermione: We hit the elevator right up to the rooftop.

Draco: Hold up.

Hermione: The bass is pumping

Draco: What bass?

Hermione: Make me wanna screw the top off

Draco: Umm....

Hermione: Yeah, we'll be drinking, and nobody's gonna stop us

Draco: Yes, the teachers like me so if you wanna drink with someone, drink with me, but why are you drinking?

Hermione: And we'll be kissing anybody that's around us

Draco: That means you're a prostitute.

Hermione: I just wanna have fun tonight

Draco: hahahaha no.

Hermione: Blow up this s**t tonight

Draco: Mudblood, get out of my face!

Hermione: Pull me out of the flashing light

Draco: No.

Hermione: Ohh ohh ohh ohh

Draco: Stop being that immature person who points out false roasts.

Hermione: Let me blow up this house tonight

Draco: Potter's house? Who's house are we blowing up?

Hermione: Gonna blow up!

Draco: Why you talking parties? I thought you were bookish.

Hermione: We go hard or we go home

Draco: Wtf Hermione? I've never heard you talk like this!

Hermione: We gon do this all night long

Draco: Okay you're drunk. Tell me where you are so I can film you and make fun of you for the rest of your life.

Hermione: We get freaky if you want

Draco: No.

Hermione: Na na na na

Draco: You're not singing so why you doing that?

Hermione: We go hard or we go home; We gon do this all night long. We get freaky if you want

Draco: Do what? What are we doing? If it's studying, sure...?

Hermione: B***h I'm 'Mione

Draco:B***h I'm Draco.

Hermione: B***h I'm 'Mione

Draco: H**l yea I'm Draco.

Hermione: B***h I'm 'Mione

Draco: Oh really? I thought you were the house elf for a second! *sarcastically*

Hermione: We're jumping in the pool and swimming with our clothes on

Draco: My only clothes are robes.

Hermione: I brought a pee-wee to my show and got my freak on

Draco: Stop with the Muggle stuff, Mudblood.

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