Scorpius to Albus:
Scorpius: I ain't nothin' like these h**s.
Albus: Scorpius?
Scorpius: No.
Albus: Dafuq?
Scorpius: Don't compare me to no one.
Albus: This incorrect grammar doesn't sound like you... Who the f*ck stole your phone?
Scorpius: Don't do it.
Albus: Dafuq???
Scorpius: Money green like a Ceelo (yup)
Albus: Ceelo Green as in the Muggle singer? Since when has a Malfoy ever heard of Muggle stuff?
Scorpius: Yeah, my pocket so swollen. Man, I ain't nothing like these hoes (no). Don't compare me to no one (don't do it). Money green like a Ceelo, yeah, my pocket so swollen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Albus: WHAT THE F**K, SCORPIUS?!
Scorpius: Look these h**s be fake flossin'.
Albus: Do you mean when you lie to the dentist about brushing your teeth?
Scorpius: Fake *ss jewelry, got a neck rash (eww).
Albus: You mean when Lily complains about the copper jewlery sold at Muggle stores?
Scorpius: These h**s be fake ballin'.
Albus: I have no clue what the f**k you're saying.
Scorpius: Tax money that she won't last (bye).
Albus: You don't now how to pay taxes, Scorpius, You're fifteen.
Scorpius: These h**s be d*ck riding, think they gone come up cause they let you f*ck (you a h*e).
Albus: Er.... Scorp... Are you trying to be cool again?
Scorpius: These h**s be full of drama, they always with the extra.
Albus: Extra what?
Scorpius: These h**s, they wake up, they beggin'.
Albus: Begging for what?
Scorpius: On the gram, they be fake flexin' (why you lyin').
Albus: Wtf man...
Scorpius: These h**s, they wake up, they broke (eww). They mattresses be on the floor (haha). These h**s, they wake up they nasty. They runnin' they mouth, they so petty (petty). These h**s, they feed off attention (yup). Zero time, that's what I give 'em. I ain't nothin' like these h**s (no)
Don't compare me to no one (don't do it). Money green like a Ceelo (yup). Yeah, my pocket so swollen. Man, I ain't nothing like these h**s (no)
Albus: WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!
Scorpius: Don't compare me to no one (don't do it).
Albus: I'm comparing you to every other idiot in the universe.
Scorpius: Money green like a Ceelo.
Albus: Newsflash, Scorp. Money is green.
Scorpius: Yeah, my pocket so swollen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Albus: Draco might still use money for toilet paper...
Scorpius: These h**s be lackin', see me in the back.
Albus: Laughing what?
Scorpius: They talk all that sh*t, but don't say it in person.
Albus: I know you're not Voldemort's son, chill, Scorp. There ust be a calmer way to get the haters to shut the f*ck up.
Scorpius: Won't catch me off guard in no boulevard.
Albus: You mean a street?
Scorpius: Four in my car, and my driver my guard.
Albus; You don't have a driver. If so, they're Lucius's house-elves.
Scorpius: Water, water drippin', come take a peek. You in a trailer h*e, b*tch you can't compete. I'm riding solo don't need no one but me.
Albus: You can drive? Hold up.
Scorpius: Run up a check, yeah we runnin' the streets.
Albus: Wtf are you doing?!
Scorpius: Red cup? No it ain't Kool-aid.
Albus: Are you drunk or high? You're not sober.
Scorpius: Got me fed up, you h*es too fake (yeah).
Albus: Who are you talking about?
Scorpius: One minute he your man, he your ride or die (haha)
Albus: DAFUQ?!?!
Scorpius: Next minute on the Gram with a new bae (wow)
Albus: WTF? You've never had a partner.
Scorpius: These h*es, these h*es, shame on these h*es (fakin b*tch).
Albus: What h*es?
Scorpius: I'm in the Maybach, I heard you got repoed
Albus: Wtf does that mean?
Scorpius: Hair done, diamonds on, need a pea coat (b*tch).
Albus: You have diamonds?
Scorpius: Heard the feds listening, gotta speak low.
Albus: Feds?
Scorpius: I ain't nothin' like these h*es (no).
Albus: Ohhhh... I'm so stupid!
Scorpius: Don't compare me to no one (don't do it).
Albus: Bhad Bhabie? These Heaux? Really?
Scorpius: F*ck.
Albus: I hope this was a lyric prank...
Scorpius: Yes, yes it was. Sorry for triggering you, Al.
Albus: Don't worry about it, Scorp. Never realized you knew Muggle stuff.
Scorpius: Pretty shocking, eh?
Albus: *rolls eyes* This is the Scorpius we all know and love.
Scorpius: *rolls eyes* *laughs*
