Fred to Draco (I don't ship it, I just find it funny. I don't mean to offend people who ship this or homosexuals or anyone Draco disses.)
Fred: I had a dream.
Draco: Do you think I care?
Fred: We were sipping whiskey neat.
Draco: We're underage but I would pay to see you drunk, Weazel. You act like you're inebriated all the time.
Fred: Highest floor, The Bowery.
Draco: I really don't care about your dream!
Fred: Nowhere's high enough!
Draco: I DONT CARE! What part of that don't you understand?!
Fred: Somewhere along the lines, we stopped seeing eye to eye.
Draco: Your family's poor and needs some money. I won't let you weasel filths hang around my family.
Fred: You were staying out all night and I had enough!
Draco: I never liked you, you git. Are you gay?
Fred: No, I don't wanna know!
Draco: That's nice.
Fred: Where you been or where you're goin'?
Draco: To the Slytherin corridors.
Fred: But I know I won't be home.
Draco: We don't share a house, you idiot.
Fred: And you'll be on your own!
Draco: ID RATHER NOT BE BOTHERED BY YOU AND YOUR LESS HIDEOUS BROTHER GEORGE!
Fred: Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
Draco: If it's you I'm going to vomit all over your body and then curse your clothes to always have the vomit on them.
Fred: Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
Draco: IM PALE AF! I NEVER TAN! I never want to.
Fred: Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
Draco: IM NOT DRUNK YOU GIT! YOU ARE! NOW STOP TEXTING ME AT ONCE.
Fred: Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
Draco: I SAID DON'T TEXT ME!
Fred: It ain't me!
Draco: GOOD NOW LEAVE!
Fred: The Bowery, whiskey neat, grateful, I'm so grateful
Draco: My father will hear about this.
Draco Malfoy blocked Fred Weasley.
Fred: Cash me outside, how bout dah?
Fred: Draco blocked me!
Fred: YES! I SUCCEEDED! PERMANENT BRAGGING RIGHTS! I just hope Malfoy doesn't jinx his vomit on my clothes, but Hermione could reverse the curse.
