Requested by: SamanthaDento
Percy to Oliver:
Percy: I remember when we broke up the first time.
Oliver: As do I. It was the only time we've ever broken up. We broke up because you started working for Barty f*****g Crouch.
Percy: Saying, "This is it, I've had enough, " 'cause like.
Oliver: It's not like you to say "cause like" When will you stop working for Crouch, Perce?
Percy: We hadn't seen each other in a month when you said you needed space. (What?)
Oliver: That's not what I said, Perce.
Percy: Then you come around again and say "Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."
Oliver: Barty Crouch needed to say that he destroys our relationship, and you invite him over to our place so often it kills me. You know that.
Percy: Remember how that lasted for a day?
Oliver: Nope.
Percy: I say, "I hate you, " we break up, you call me, "I love you."
Oliver: That's not what's going on.... are you having an affair?
Percy: Ooh, we called it off again last night.
Oliver: No we didn't. You're having an affair?
Percy: But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Oliver: Telling me what? That you've been cheating on me all this time?
Percy: We are never ever ever getting back together,
Oliver: Why are you breaking up with me?
Percy: We are never ever ever getting back together,
Oliver: Why?
Percy: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
Oliver: Nobody knows. Not even your mom or Fred.
Percy: But we are never ever ever ever getting back together. Like, ever...
Oliver: Because you had an affair!
Percy: I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
Oliver: With Crouch? Of course you will. I will defeat him in a Quidditch match any day.
Percy: And me falling for it screaming that I'm right
Oliver: Wait what?
Percy: And you would hide away and find your peace of mind with some indie record that's much cooler than mine.
Oliver: You sing quite well, but you don't have any records.
Percy: Ooh, you called me up again tonight
Oliver: Obviously! Wtf is going on with you?
Percy: But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together!
Oliver: Why? What did I do?
Percy: We are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together
Oliver: That's fine. If that makes you happy that's fine.
Percy: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.
Oliver: Nobody knows about us.
Percy: But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Oliver: Hold up!
Percy: Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah, Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah, Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah, Oh oh oh
Oliver: U drunk? If u are, I'm not picking you up.
Percy: I used to think that we were forever ever and I used to say, "Never say never..."
Oliver: I did a minute ago before you broke up with me over text? Who does that?
Percy: Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you, "
Oliver: I do still love you, Perce, I always will.
Percy: And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like, We are never getting back together. Like, ever" No!
Oliver: Why?
Percy: We are never ever ever getting back together. We are never ever ever getting back together. You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me, but we are never ever ever ever getting back together.
Oliver: You've made that clear already. I'm moving out. A*****e!
Percy: OLIVER WOOD HOLD UP! I'M SO SO SORRY THAT WAS A LYRIC PRANK! I LOVE YOU OLIVER! Please, come back!
Oliver: You never had an affair with Crouch?
Percy: EW! He's ugly.
Oliver: DID YOU LYRIC PRANK ME WITH TAYLOR SWIFT?!?! Perce, seriously?
Percy: You fell for it, that's the important part.
Oliver: *facewall* I was too concerned about our relationship!
Percy: I feel you. I would've done the same thing.
Oliver: never say never?
Percy: Never say never. We'll be like forever.
Oliver: Let's stop quoting Taylor Swift and come home.
Percy: Sure thing! <3
Oliver: <3<3
Sorry non-Perciver shippers! I'm not sure if that's their ship name... is it?
