Harry to Hermione
Harry: I'm tryna put you in the worst mood, ah
Hermione: Make me do your homework and that'll do it.
Harry: P1 cleaner than your church shoes, ah
Hermione: I'm an atheist.
Harry: Milli point two just to hurt you, ah
Hermione: You're not making sense.
Harry: All red Lamb' just to tease you, ah
Hermione: Ummm.......
Harry: None of these toys on lease too, ah
Hermione: No comment.
Harry: Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Hermione: I'm in a relationship with Viktor, Harry, you know this.
Harry: Main b***h out your league too, ah
Hermione: This is sexist, please stop.
Harry: Side b***h out of your league too, ah
Hermione: Harry! Stop! This is sexist! Also, you should be studying for your OWLS, they're this week! I'm not going to help you, you're wasting your own sweet time.
Harry: House so empty, need a centerpiece, 20 racks a table cut from ebony.
Hermione: ebony?
Harry: Cut that ivory into skinny pieces, then she clean it with her face man I love my baby
Hermione: Do you like me? I like Viktor, Harry, you seriously need some help.
Harry: You talking money, need a hearing aid, you talking 'bout me, I don't see a shade
Hermione: Just because you're the chosen one doesn't mean you get to kiss every single girl at Hogwarts. I like you as a friend.
Harry: Switch up my style, I take any lane
Hermione: you wear the same shirt every day.
Harry: I switch up my cup, I kill any pain.
Hermione: Drinking? We're underage.
Harry: Look what you've done, I'm a m***********g' starboy
Hermione: 😂😂😂😂 nice prank, Harry, not interested. You should get back to studying for OWLS like you should be.
Harry: How did you know?
Hermione: I know Muggle songs better than you.
Harry: Why didn't I think of that?
Hermione: 😂😂😂 Get to studying.
Harry: Nope.
Hermione: Then I'm not doing your potions essay.
Harry: Fine.
Hermione: Mission accomplished.
