Draco to Scorpius:
Draco: Ohio Fried Chicken B***h!
Scorpius: Uhhhh....
Draco: We made this In one day.
Scorpius: You made what?
Draco: Tricky rick bobby slick! Ohio boys let's hit it! Honkey donk tonkey tonk, Ohio fried chicken is what its called I got my truck!
Scorpius: You have a truck?
Draco: My overalls just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all!
Scorpius: You hate chicken, Father. I don't think you'd like fried chicken.
Draco: Kentucky can't compete!
Scorpius: It's KFC, not OFC, Father. I don't know if you can get it in Europe, but maybe Apparate or something and try some fried chicken!
Draco: OFC yee yeet sweep you off yo feet! Please look up to me!
Scorpius: You killed people....
Draco: We'll tell you what to do
Scorpius: I'm concerned...
Draco: Treders the move, getcha self some sauce
Scorpius: Is this a viral song? This doesn't sound like you hold up.
Draco: Yeah you a boss OFC that's how we're livin'. Come around town you'll find me sittin'. You pretty girl with on care.
Scorpius: Geez! My wifi's down! I can't tell if this is my drunk father or a song!
Draco: No problem in the world not even her hair
Scorpius: Are you calling fried chicken a female? Sexist.
Draco: I think i found what i finally need
Scorpius: what?
Draco: Chicken and a girl that's nice and thicken.
Scorpius: Where'd the girl come from? Father, who are you dating now?
Draco: Slow it down or speed it up! I'm makin' my way to Ohio fried chicken B***h!
Scorpius: Wow. I've never known you to curse, Father. Actually, never mind, whenever you lose something and it's in your hand, you curse like crazy trying to find it.
Draco: Honkey donk tonkey tonk, Ohio fried chicken is what its called I got my truck, my overalls, just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all!
Scorpius: This really doesn't sound like you! Why are you using Massachusetts slang?
Draco: They said I wouldn't make it!
Scorpius: Who's they? Harry Potter?
Draco: Now my chicken's naked and my truck is lifted! Shout out to ma n' pops! I got my piggy, I got my goat! But i still need a little boat!
Scorpius: For what?
Draco: I wanna make, my family proud!
Scorpius: Well, we're already well off financially so you don't need to sell fried chicken, that's making you a bit of a copycat since KFC's already doing just that.
Draco: I just wanna sell out a crowd! I need a girl who's down to ride! Workin' all day that's that ohio pride! Honkey donk tonkey tonk, Ohio fried chicken is what its called I got my truck!
Scorpius: What song is this? I call lyric prank! Sorry Father, but I know you lyric pranked me. Is this a stupid viral hit?
Draco: My overalls just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all!
Scorpius: Is this a stupid viral hit?
Draco: yes.
Scorpius: Which one?
Draco: Ever heard of 'Ohio Fried Chicken' by Jake Paul?
Scorpius: Nope.
Draco: Albus's stupid older brother doesn't sing it all the time? I thought he does!
Scorpius: I'm sure he does, just not enough for Albus to complain to me about it. So please, actually tell me, you're not wearing overalls.
Draco: If i do, it'll be over my robes.
Scorpius *facepalm* wear Muggle clothes for once.
Draco: I actually bought some, I'll try some on. They're all the colors of all four houses!
Scorpius: That's cool, Father, just Hogwarts houses don't exist in the Muggle world. Well, they do, with us as fictional characters.
Draco: Stalkers are recording our lives? Also, how did you know about my past? I've never told you.
Scorpius: Read Harry Potter.
Draco: They made an entire book about him?
Scorpius: 7. They made one about Albus and I too!
Draco: Good main characters this time around.
Scorpius: What do you mean? Harry Potter's a good person.
Draco: Sure. I feel sorry for him though.
Scorpius: His childhood?
Draco: Yes.
Scorpius: You weren't the-
Draco: I know.
Scorpius: How do you interrupt people over text?
Draco: Parent powers. Well, I'm going to try on Muggle clothes!
Scorpius: I'm gonna get a picture.
Draco: 😂 it's not necessary!
Scorpius: Yes it is!
Draco Malfoy has left to try on Muggle clothes.
Scorpius Malfoy has left to take funny pictures of his father's awful fashion sense and post it online.
