Scorpius to Albus:
Scorpius: Now that you're out of my life, I'm so much better.
Albus: I'm you're best friend, I don't know what you mean.
Scorpius: You thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger.
Albus: No I didn't. I think that text was meant for Rose, m8, did you just break up with her?
Scorpius: You thought that I'd be broke without you, but I'm richer.
Albus: You're richer than me.
Scorpius: You thought that I'd be sad without you, I laugh harder
Albus: What are you saying?
Scorpius: Thought I wouldn't grow without you, now I'm wiser.
Albus: Did you use a time turner?
Scorpius: Thought that I'd be helpless without you, but I'm smarter.
Albus: You're smarter than I am, but plz don't tell me you're as stupid as James.
Scorpius: You thought that I'd be stressed without you, but I'm chillin'.
Albus: I'm on Christmas vacation, it's not a big deal.
Scorpius: You thought I wouldn't sell without you, sold nine million.
Albus: Sell? Is Scorpius Malfoy a stripper? *gags*
Scorpius: I'm a survivor
Albus: That's nice.
Scorpius: What?
Albus: WHAT?! What's so wrong with saying that's nice?
Scorpius: I'm not gon' give up (what?)
Albus: Why da parenthesis?
Scorpius: I'm not gon' stop (what?)
Albus: Stop what?
Scorpius: I'm gon' work harder (what?)
Albus: You're lazy.
Scorpius: I'm a survivor (what?)
Albus: Why do you keep saying what? it triggers me!
Scorpius: I'm gonna make it (what?)
Albus: Make wat?
Scorpius: I will survive (what?)
Albus: What? As in word? Ok.... why u using Muggle slang?
Scorpius: Keep on survivin'(what?)
Albus: Ummm....
Scorpius: I'm a survivor (what?)
Albus: Ummm...
Scorpius: I'm not gon' give up (what?)
Albus: I would love to see your father try to swim in frozen water.
Scorpius: I'm not gon' stop (what?)
Albus: What ya gonna stop?
Scorpius: I'm gon' work harder (what?)
