"Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
In which a girl and her step brother travel to places beyond their wildest dreams, and face troubles no two siblings should have to bear themselves.
[Leonard McCoy...
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1. The Laws of Physics, Thermodynamics, and Motion exist for a reason.
2. No one is allowed to work four shifts in a row, including Commander Spock. -Especially Commander Spock
3. Do not feed any tribbles.
4. DO. NOT. FEED. ANY. TRIBBLES.
5. Tribbles may only be used by the science and medical department only when absolutely necessary.
6. Tribbles are hereby banned from the Enterprise. Forever.
-That means the breeding program Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura started needs to stop immediately.
-The asshole that fed Dr. Watterson's tribble will be court marshaled if she finds out who did it.
7. Nothing created on this ship is to be sold for profit, whether it be for the crew or someone outside of Starfleet.
8. Non-Standard maintenance must be approved by Starfleet and properly documented.
-THAT MEANS YOU, SCOTTY
-Jim, you're at fault too.
9. The illegal moonshine still in engineering is still illegal, but appreciated.
10. No one may speak of said still, even to others aboard this ship. You do not speak about moonshine stills. Just drink the alcohol.
11. Dr. Watterson and Nurse Chapel need to be reminded that Romulan Ale is illegal.
-It's not illegal if we don't get caught with it.
12. Lieutenant Uhura would personally like to claw the throats out of the person(S) that reprogrammed the universal translators that she has spent the last 36 hours fixing.
13. The Captain would like to remind Lieutenant Uhura that insults and swear words are unacceptable while on duty, regardless of the language spoken.
-You probably deserved it
14. What Dr. McCoy says, goes. Unless Dr. Watterson says something different.
15. In fact, if Dr. Watterson overrides Dr. McCoy, listen to her.
16. Forget it. If the two disagree, go with Dr. M'Benga's opinion. He's usually right.
17. Dr. McCoy is not allowed to give medically provide alcohol to patients in medbay.
-Neither is Dr. Watterson
18. Lieutenant Sulu's plants must be contained to the Botany lab only. Even the illegal ones.
19. Dr. Alexandra Watterson and Dr. Carol Marcus are not allowed to be in the same room for more than 10 minutes at a time. For safety reasons.
20. Commander Spock cannot break anymore Ensigns that challenge him to a sparring match in the gym.
-That's the fourth one this week, damnit.
21. Do not challenge Commander Spock to a sparring match. You will lose.
22. Laser tag has been banned from the Enterprise forever.
23. Do NOT call Dr. Watterson 'Lex', 'Lexi', or 'Watts' if you want to keep your head, or any of your limbs. -JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK YOU ARE NOT AN EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE
24. Regulations are not 'more like guidelines anyway.'
25. Starfleet is not responsible for your injuries if you decide to play tag, or any other physical game in the Jefferies tubes. You will be turned down by medbay.
-Unless it's Chekov. Nurse Chapel will gladly see to his needs.
26. The Captain may not declare casual Fridays. Or space pirate days.
27. Skipping your physical is a punishable offense, Jim.
28. The Captain may not name any new discoveries after himself.
-Or after Dr. Watterson.
29. The highest setting on any machine is 100% and may not be taken apart to add more power to them.
30. The Captain is not allowed to have the damn ship parked at the bottom of any ocean ever again.
-But why?
-Because NO
31. WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE TWO BLOODY C.M.O'S ON THIS BLOODY SHIP
-Starfleet, apparently
32. Classical Music is highly appreciated while at warp, but keep it contained to the bridge, please and thank you.
33. The terms 'as fuck' and 'a shit ton' are not proper units measurement
34. All fires in engineering must be properly documented.
35. All official logs to Starfleet must be free of profanity, Dr. Alex Watterson
-I'll stop when Dr. Leonard McCoy stops.
36. Dr. Alex Watterson and Dr. Leonard McCoy do not answer to "Mom" or "Dad" while on duty.
37. Christmas gifts on the Enterprise may not be anything that requires a lithium ion battery. Or anything with an excessive amount of lithium. We don't need Scotty and Keenser putting a hole in another wall of the ship
