WOLF has made a group conversation with Dana, Bloodsucker, Ghwill, Davenstein, and MageGabriel
WOLF: We should start a band
Bloodsucker: Wtf Cole, I'm trying to sleep
Dana: It's almost noon?
Bloodsucker: If u haven't forgotten Dana, I am a vampire, vampires sleep through the day
Ghwill: I don't sleep so I'm good to talk
Davenstein: Same, and Dal should stay because his sleeping schedule is fucked up anyways
Bloodsucker: Fine, whatever
MageGabriel: Cole, I don't have time for a band, I have work you know! I wanna get my license sometime in the next couple months!
Dana: Is this because you and catgirl can't be together until you get it?
MageGabriel: Okay one, her name is Alex, two, maybe, fuck off
WOLF: So can we make a band or not!!! I realllllly want to
Ghwill: I'm a ghost, how am I supposed to be in a band
WOLF: Can't ghosts play piano?
Ghwill: That's racist, but yeah I can play piano
Dana: Gabe, can't you play the drums?
MageGabriel: Yeah but I already told you, I'm busy with work, I really want to get my license this year
Davenstein: What do you need your license for again?
Bloodsucker: He needs it to be able to practise magic without doing a bunch of paperwork, and so he can hang out with his girlfriend other than times of need
MageGabriel: Guys, shut up about Alex, geez
Dana: How do u kno that Dal?
Bloodsucker: Dude, I'm 521, you learn things
WOLF: Yeah but now u can have some company since u bit me
Davenstein: Excuse you, he already had some company, I'm 521 too, and Will's only 100 years younger
Dana: 'only'
MageGabriel: Actually can we go back to that topic, mixed species relationships is going to be on my test
Bloodsucker: U mean how I bit Cole?
MageGabriel: Yeah
WOLF: So basically, if a vampire and a werewolf want to be together, the vampire has to bite the werewolf's neck, that's how vampires stop the aging process since the werewolf is basically built the same but werewolves age so there's that
MageGabriel: Okay thanks, what about you, Will and Dav
Davenstein: What do u mean?
MageGabriel: Y'know, how do u do it?
Ghwill: That is v private dude
Davenstein: Yeah, go ask someone else about ghost sex omigosh
Dana: Wait question, how does Will text again?
Ghwill: I'm a ghost, possessing is kinda my thing Dana
WOLF: Wait, ur possessing ur phone?
Ghwill: Yeah
WOLF: Um okay
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