Group Chat

Later

ThisDavid has made a group conversation with HeavenSigns, WillIAm, PenOfCole, Dana, and Gabe

ThisDavid: Make up sex is when you got into a fight with your significant other and then after the fight you have sex to make each other feel better

Dana: What the fuck?

WillIAm: Oh, umm

HeavenSigns: Uh Dav, Innocent Will

ThisDavid: An Innuendo is a sly joke that could be seen as innocent but also as something sexual

PenOfCole: What is happening

ThisDavid: Alex knocking on Gabe's wood is funny because Alex and Gabe are dating and probably having sex, wood is known as a slang word for a dick, so the knock knock joke is technically Cole saying that Alex is knocking on Gabe's dick

Gabe: Okay, actually what the fuck r u doing

WillIAm: I, uh

ThisDavid: Wanking is a British slang word for masturbating, I fucking hope u know what masturbation is

HeavenSigns: Okay can u stop for a second and answer us Dav

ThisDavid: A daddy kink is when someone 'gets off' (gets excited down there) about either calling someone daddy or being called daddy

Gabe has left the conversation

ThisDavid: Getting it on is basically just doing the deed

WillIAm: Okay David, I get it...

HeavenSigns: Dave ur scarring Will!!

ThisDavid: A sex tape is people filming themselves having the sex

WillIAm: When did I ask for this madness?

PenOfCole: Can I make popcorn

Dana: COLE PENDERY

ThisDavid: Idgaf stands for I don't give a fuck

HeavenSigns: I guess that's better, r u done now Dave?

ThisDavid: Pegging is when a woman has a dildo harness thing strapped to her waist and gets to penetrate her partner with her 'dick'

Dana: WE HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ONTO THAT TOPIC BEFORE DAVID WTF

WillIAm: I'm dizzy

ThisDavid: Gnikcuf snaem gnignab

Dana: JUST BECAUSE YOU TYPE IT BACKWARDS DOES NOT MEAN IT MAKES IT ANY BETTER SCARZONE

PenOfCole: Back! Is Will disintegrating yet?

HeavenSigns: I'm dating an idiot

ThisDavid: Horny Bastards is an insult basically, bastards is the insult and horny means you're getting excited down there

ThisDavid: Where the D at is someone basically asking where the dick is at

ThisDavid: Me wanting to give you my dashing d is a reference to how I top in our relationship and my dick is dashing I guess? :P

ThisDavid: Sexting is texting like ur having sex, it's like text flirting but dirtier

ThisDavid: A perv is a pervert which is a person who is prone to sexual perversion

HeavenSigns: So were just gonna let this happen then

Dana: I'm about 87% sure Will is dead so...

ThisDavid: Get some is a congratulatory phrase from one friend to another meaning YEAH GET THAT SEX basically

PenOfCole: I don't know about you guys but this is great

ThisDavid: Awhile back Luke heard Cashton fucking

WillIAm: AHH NOOO

ThisDavid: When Dana said we sucked and I said it was because we were gay, I was referring to blowjobs, which is basically sucking dick

Dana: It was a good burn

ThisDavid: A bj is a blowjob and me saying Cole was frustrated and Dal saying he couldn't help it was crude cause it's implying Cole needs sex

PenOfCole: HEY!

ThisDavid: 420 is pretty much just the time people smoke weed

ThisDavid: Michael called Luke babyboy which is pretty mediocre but all of us are hecka dirty minded so we all paired it with Luke calling Mike Daddy which I've already explained, and Colton is def more kinky than that, they've practically broken the kinky scale

HeavenSigns: I don't know whether to be horrified or offended

PenOfCole: Duuuude stop talking about my sex liiiiife

ThisDavid: When Dal said Cole fucks up a lot of things and Gabe said ur ass, he was referring to Cole fucking Dal's ass

HeavenSigns: THAT WASNT EVEN US SCARZONE WHAT THE HECK

ThisDavid: NSFW actually means Not Safe For Work, meaning you probably shouldn't open it at work or in public cause it's usually pretty uh, kinky I guess you could say

WillIAm: WHAT?

ThisDavid: Muke doing bedroom roleplay is basically them making a scenario in the bedroom that's usually cheesy and definitely leads to sex

ThisDavid: And that was the last one!

HeavenSigns: Fuck you Scarzone

WillIAm: Ahhhhhh :(

ThisDavid: Okay, I'm getting you ice cream now

WillIAm: YOU BETTER!

WillIAm: Love you

ThisDavid: Love you too!

ThisDavid has left the conversation

WillIAm has left the conversation

Dana: Did that just...

PenOfCole: That was fucking great

HeavenSigns has left the conversation

Dana has left the conversation

PenOfCole: Aw man

PenOfCole: Worth it

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A/N

Oops?

:)

Btw if anyone is willing to do the voice of Gabe still, that'd be great, cause I lost the second person who said they'd do it and it's been mooooonths since I wrote the chapter, it's ready

Anyways byyyyyeee

-CG