Group Chat

(Strange) Little Women

Cinder has made a group conversation with Tree, Lia, Dana, Gabby, and CaptainDavie

Cinder: Okay, hear me out

Dana: But I really don't wanna kno Ash

Cinder: Pleeeeeeease, I promise this is gonna be so fucking good! It's like the best idea I've ever had!

Lia: I seriously doubt that, last time u had a 'best idea ever' was the time Gabs had to draw in her eyebrows with a sharpie and Dana had to wear that stupid wig for a whole three weeks.

Dana: It wasn't a wig

Gabby: Yeah bitch, whatever you have planned I'm not gonna go near that fucking hairdryer again

CaptainDavie: It was definitely a wig Dana

Cinder: Ughh, y u gals gotta do this to me, I'm a good person, I ain't done nothing wrong

Tree: Last week you grabbed a 5 year old from off a swing just so u could get the swing with less dust on it

Cinder: I WAS WEARING MY WHITE PANTS, CANT A GIRL MAINTAIN HER FUCKING CLEANLINESS

Lia: And it was /so/ funny when u pushed me into the mud on that hike we went on last week

Cinder: Ugh bitch

Lia: Whom you are dating

Gabby: Damn Rapattoni, u brought the whom on him

Tree: Oh man, correct grammar is never a good sign

CaptainDavie: Babe, u realize ur a grammar nazi, right?

Tree: That's why they're called nazis

Dana: Oh shit Willow, what the heck

CaptainDavie: Ash, just tell us ur idea so we can get over this shit already, I'm not totally in the mood for arguing

Cinder: Not until everyone apologizes!

Tree: I didn't do anything...

Dana: Pffffffffft, stop pretending to be an angel Willow, I know u and Davie have been having vocabulary lessons

Lia: Gross, did that just come from Dana

Dana: I am an infected youth

Tree: You're 19

Dana: And?

CaptainDavie: Hey here's an idea, let's all apologize to Ashley so we can get over this topic

Tree: Sorry for being an angel and not doing anything to hurt u

Lia: Oh for Pete's sake

Lia: Sorry Ash, love you...

Cinder: Love you too!!!!!!

Gabby: Fine, sorry

Dana: Sorry? I guess?

CaptainDavie: Okay now tell us

Cinder: Luna Hemmings

Gabby: Yeah? What about her?

Lia: Ummm, should I be jealous or..?

Tree: Isn't she dating Mikaela? What does she have to do with this idea of yours?

Cinder: Let's invite her to the chat! We never invite anyone! And the other girls are busy so pleeeeease

Dana: We don't invite other people because you've seen how the male us are legit fucking crazy