#DaltonTheSadist

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TalDal has made a group conversation with Grape, StillWill, ColeTheMole, SavvyDavvy, and Dana

TalDal: Boo

ColeTheMole: YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU FUCKING SADIST!

Dana: Um

SavvyDavvy: ?

Grape: Geez, calm down Cole

StillWill: Wait what?

ColeTheMole: THE JERK HOOKED MY PHONE TO A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER, TURNED THE VOLUME ON BOTH THE PHONE AND THE SPEAKER ALL THE WAY UP AND PUT FUCKING SCREAMO AS MY FUCKING RINGTONE

Dana: Omigosh yes Dal

TalDal: Thank you, Thank you

Grape: Good job Dalton

ColeTheMole: WTF UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE DANA

ColeTheMole: Gabe on the other hand I'm not so surprised about

StillWill: Cole, you should get used to it, Dalton is such a flipping sadist tbh. Did I ever tell you what he did a couple days ago when we last met up?

TalDal: Oh my gosh, yes

SavvyDavvy: Oh no, I know what you're talking about

Grape: What happened?

TalDal: Should I tell them or you Will?

StillWill: U tell them, it was ur fault

TalDal: Well, Will and I were at the gym right?

Dana: Wait, you guys go to the gym?

TalDal: Well, where else is Will going to get that ducking six pack of his

StillWill: With my Asian Magic

ColeTheMole: Will stfu

SavvyDavvy: Don't talk to my boyfriend like that!

StillWill: Yeah Cole, don't talk to his boyfriend like that

TalDal: Anyways, he was on the treadmill and I was just watching like the supportive friend I am

Grape: Mhm

Dana: Oh where is this going

TalDal: And then he wasn't really paying attention and looking outside the window, so I pressed the button to make the treadmill faster

SavvyDavvy: Then my bby had to go all Beast Mode to keep up with the treadmill so he wouldn't wipe out

StillWill: And I was too tired to chase Dalton down after I finally turned the treadmill off so I made him but me ice cream

TalDal: Will has never ran since

Grape: I just want one normal group conversation

Grape has left the conversation

Dana: Dalton, y u like this

TalDal: Idk, but remember that one time I was over

Dana: What? When?

TalDal: You know, the bodybuilder-frisbee-poodle-life-raft incident

Dana: Oh that, no I ban you from telling that story

ColeTheMole: I would like to hear this story

TalDal: Well, I mean....

Dana: NO DALTON, YOU WILL NOT TEXT THAT EVER

TalDal: Fine!

Dana: Good, now I'm going to bed

StillWill: Me too, byee!!

SavvyDavvy: I'll be in bed with Will, so...

ColeTheMole: GET SOME DAVID!!!!

Dana has left the conversation

SavvyDavvy: I'll tell you later William

StillWill: Get some what?

StillWill: Wait what?

TalDal: David's faster now

SavvyDavvy: I put it as a shortcut

ColeTheMole: What do you have the shortcut as?

SavvyDavvy: I'll tell you later William

SavvyDavvy: *William

ColeTheMole: I'm not William

StillWill has left the conversation

SavvyDavvy has left the conversation

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

ColeTheMole: Hey Dalton

TalDal: Cole I'm literally just in the other room, what do you want?

ColeTheMole: K

ColeTheMole has left the conversation

TalDal: YOU DICK

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