Phillip has made a group conversation with Charming, Shang, Eric, Aladdin, and Dana
Phillip: Guuuuuuys stop ignoring me, I said I was sorry!
Charming: Not gonna cut it dipshit
Shang: Oh, I see we are swearing already, neato
Dana: Fucking....
Dana: And no David, I think the fuck not
Phillip: Come ooooooon, Will, Cole and Gabe have already forgiven me
Aladdin: Dude I wasn't even there, don't bring me into this
Charming: That's cause Will is pure and wholesome and isn't deserved in this hellhole of a world and Cole is fucking dirty minded as heck
Eric: Hey! True but hey!
Charming: Love you
Eric: Right back at ya love bug
Dana: I think I'm gonna throw up
Charming: Shut up Vaughns, we're trying to fill in as the cute couple while David gets his fucking priorities straight
Phillip: I am quite the opposite of straight Rapattoni
Charming: ...
Charming: Just because of that joke I forgive you
Dana: Dammit Dalton, now I have to forgive cause I don't wanna be a dick
Phillip: Yay! Okay now what
Shang: Let's add Con
Eric: Nie or Ner?
Aladdin: What?
Eric: Connie or Conner?
Dana: Dude, we've never even talked to Conner before, the girl is just mentioned that he was Connie's evil twin
Connievorous: Equally evil, were equally evil if I am not more so
Charming: Fucking hell Con, geez
Eric: HECK
Charming: Fucking heck Con, geez
Aladdin: How do u even do that, that shouldn't be possible
Connievorous: U summoned me, you shall get me
Dana: How did I even summon u?
Connievorous: By calling Conner more evil than me
Connervorous: Yeah that's just not right, girls are at least a hundred more times eviller than the average male
Shang: STRANGER DANGER
Phillip: Take it easy Will, that's Conner, if Connie can be summoned than Conner probably can too
Connievorous: Correct, hello Conner
Connervorous: Bonjour Connie
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Group Chat
FanfictionBecause I get bored af sometimes and apparently I have a good sense of humour. WARNING: VERY STRANGE AND DIRTY-MINDED STUFF AHEAD! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! IM5 stuffs :P
