SuaveDavid has made a group conversation with DapperDal, ChivalrousCole, WillRefined, GabeTheGallant, and Dana
SuaveDavid: Salût mes amis, comment ça va aujourd'hui
Dana: David none of us speak French here, and what's with the usernames
GabeTheGallant: Idk man, I just saw that that's what they were doing so I played along
WillRefined: I do play along
With the blue skies and the clouds
I hear quietness
SuaveDavid: C'est une bonne poème mon cher, tout les becs
WillRefined: My boyfriend is gay
He's happy and into men
I guess I'm gay too
GabeTheGallant: Wtf
Dana: So David's speaking French and Will's speaking in very bad haikus
WillRefined: They are not that bad
You are a filthy mongrel
You can go to hell
Dana: WHAT THE FUCK WILL
ChivalrousCole: I regret to inform you of this William, but I'd much rather you'd use the term heck instead of hell, it would make me very grateful and I would indeed, owe you a favour as they say
GabeTheGallant: I'm so fucking confused
SuaveDavid: Tu ne peux pas parler avec mon cher avec cette mots Monsieur, ce n'est pas juste
DapperDal: I'm terribly sorry David but we have no idea what on earth you are trying to communicate
Dana: Fucking heck guys
ChivalrousCole: Oh Daltob, I do love when you stand up for the factual truths. Perhaps we should celebrate through the penetration of the anus?
DapperDal: By golly, I do agree with you Mr. Pendery. It sounds like a delightful idea! I do believe I'm available on THE TWELFTH OR THIRTEENTH OF MAY to do what you have implied
GabeTheGallant: Why'd u caps The twelfth or thirteenth of May?
Dana: It's probably just for someone to see man, idk
GabeTheGallant: How'd he fucking bold it?
Dana: Y r u asking me???!!
GabeTheGallant: I DONT KNOW IM JUST SO FUCKING CONFUSED MAN, SHIT
WillRefined: Dalton has secrets
I do not know what Cole meant
By penetration
SuaveDavid: Je ne veut pas dire ça à toi aujourd'hui William
WillRefined: What'd my boyfriend say
Probably nobody knows
As in Dalton might
DapperDal: William, I do find immense offence in that beautifully written poem, but I shall forgive you
GabeTheGallant: Ummmm
ChivalrousCole: Perhaps you should reward his kind deeds with some sexual acts of the oral kind?
GabeTheGallant: I'm fucking done
GabeTheGallant has left the conversation
Dana: Me too man
Dana has left the conversation
DapperDal: It worked!
WillRefined: Yeah!!!
SuaveDavid: Woo!!
ChivalrousCole: I am entirely joyous about this event that has taken place!
SuaveDavid: Cole you can stop now....
ChivalrousCole: I am incredibly sorry but I have no idea what you are talking about Mr. Scarzone
SuaveDavid has left the conversation
DapperDal: I'm dating an idiot
DapperDal has left the conversation
WillRefined has left the conversation
ChivalrousCole: Well I'll be, I've been duped and left for he dogs, how horrible of my friends to do such a thing to me
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