Thanks to bchgamer
Conditions has made a group conversation with ToTheMax, Colisio, Davrellim, Willsawso, Gabe, Dalikad, and Dana
Conditions: This is an intervention for one Cole Alan Pendery, titled the #StopCole2k17 Movement
ToTheMax: All in favour of this movement beginning say 'yay' all opposed say 'nay'
Gabe: Yay
Willsawso: Yay
Dana: Yay
Davrellim: Yay
Dalikad: Yay
Gabe: Yay
Davrellim: Gabe you already said that
Gabe: Yes I did
Colisio: Wait wtf
Colisio: Who's ToTheMax?
Colisio: Y is everyone being weird
Colisio: What did I do?
ToTheMax: If anyone would like to speak, please have permission to do so by Miss Guawaran or myself
Conditions: May this meeting now commence
Conditions: Who would like to speak first on this topic
Colisio: I have a couple fucking things to say
Dalikad: If you would, Miss, I would like to be able to speak first as I am this man's significant other
Conditions: Request Granted, Proceed Mr. Rapattoni
Dalikad: Mr. Pendery, although you are the best and greatest boyfriend I could possibly ever have you are also, by far, the worst person as well
Colisio: Dal? Wtf r u breaking up with me???!!!
Dalikad: No Mr. Pendery, I am not in fact, ending our fantastic relationship. Even if I wanted to, I could not because of your magnificent ass
ToTheMax: Yeah it's a pretty nice ass
Conditions: MAX!
ToTheMax: I mean, please stay on topic Mr. Rapattoni
Colisio: Who tf is Max! Someone tell me!
Dalikad: As I was saying, on some particular occasions, Mr. Pendery tends to be a tad disturbing
Conditions: Do you have any specific scenarios?
Dalikad: Take the last group conversation our group had, my significant other had been sharing some very private moments with the rest of the group
Colisio: IT WAS A JOKE
Gabe: If I may cut in?
Dalikad: I'll allow it
ToTheMax: Very well Mr. Morales
Gabe: Mr. Pendery here, has on more than one occasion made these 'jokes' that made one or more people very truly disturbed by his form of communication. It is no longer a 'joke', it has become an unhealthy habit
Colisio: Fuck you
ToTheMax: Please refrain from using foul language in the court room
Colisio: THIS IS A GROUP CHAT, NOT A COURT ROOM
Willsawso: May I add some additional information on this topic?
Conditions: Permission is granted
Willsawso: Mr. Pendery has very colourful vocabulary and also mind sets, more than half the words that come out of his mouth are utter nonsense to me but I infer that they are very inappropriate due to the actions of my fellow companions
Colisio: Okay Mr. Paragraph writer, let me do me, Idc 'bout u man
Davrellim: EXCUSE ME! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT CARE ABOUT WILLIAM!
Conditions: Agreed
Colisio: Is this revenge? It's fucking working, AND WHO TF IS MAX HONESTLY
Dana: I would like to end this intervention with my part, is that alright?
Conditions: Very well
Dana: 🖕🏼
Colisio: ...
Colisio: Fuxsake
Colisio has left the conversation
Conditions: So why exactly was I needed to help Cole boost up his first to leave count?
Dalikad: Cause u have short rage
Conditions: It helps to be scary
Davrellim: Gabe's pretty scary
Gabe: Whatever Scarzone
Gabe has left the conversation
ToTheMax: So why was I invited?
Dana: Idk, ur friends with Con, might as well right?
Willsawso: U also make a great fancy talk texter
ToTheMax: Y thx u v much
Dalikad: Wait y were we doing this again?
Dana: Cause Cole needed to bring up his first to leave numbers and also the last Group Chat
Conditions: Ah yes, I do love to tortue u all
Davrellim: Hey! No fourth wall breaking!
Dalikad: Well it doesn't help that ur supposed to be American but you spelled 4th like that
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Conditions has left the conversation
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Dana has left the conversation
Willsawso: Bye Dal!
Willsawso has left the conversation
Dalikad: Oh man, I'm last
Dalikad: This isn't as bad as Cole makes it out to be...
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A/N
I got lazy and had no idea where this was going...
Also my bday is on Wednesday
-CG
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