Davey has made a group conversation with DalDal, Wilson, Colossal, Dana, and Gabe
Davey: Gaaabe, Danaaa, pleeeeaaaase get our boyfriends to speak to us
Dana: What? Are Will and Dal not speaking to u two?
DalDal: Actually Cole isn't speaking to me
Dana: Okay, what did you fuck up
Gabe: Wait, COLE got so angry that he stopped talking to you? This is Cole Pendery we're talking about right?
DalDal: Yes! Okay! I fucked up that badly! But I'm blaming David
Davey: I WAS SICK! I WASNT RIGHT IN THE HEAD! WHY DID YOU PLAY ALONG!? I WAS TIRED AND BRATTY
Dana: So Will and Cole r in this chat because?
DalDal: Because maybe if u guys're here they'll talk to us!
Gabe: Have you tried calling them?
Davey: I tried going to his fucking house but all I got was an empty 4L plastic bottle of 7up thrown at me
Dana: That sounds like Will
Wilson: What sounds like Will?
Dana: Oh hey Will, David wants you to talk to him
Wilson: Who's David?
Gabe: Your boyfriend
Wilson: Ohhh, that David, he's not my boyfriend anymore
Davey: Wiiiiiillll I'm sorry! Okay!
Colossal: I'm sorry, is someone trying to steal my new boyfriend
Wilson: I think so
DalDal: Pendery u bastard
Colossal: Hey Will, wanna get outta here?
Wilson: Of course Mr. Pendery
Wilson has left the conversation
Colossal has left the conversation
Davey: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Gabe: All of u r idiots
Dana: U do realize this is them pranking you, therefore getting revenge on you
DalDal: Fuck
Gabe: Just watch, next chat, everything'll be like it went back to normal
Davey: That's probably true, Connie can't stick with a plot
DalDal: FOURTH WALL BREAKING DAVID, WE DO NOT ALLOW THAT BEHAVIOUR
Gabe: Do you ever realize Dal is usually always the one that points out whenever someone does that
Dana: Did you realize Cole didn't leave last
Gabe: ...
Gabe: If you guys don't fix things before next chat I will kill you
DalDal: WHAT WHY?
Gabe: -Connie
DalDal: Oh okay that makes more sense
Davey: Well this chat went to the fucking ground, I'm gonna go, like probably find Cole and blackmail him out of being angry at me
Davey: U gonna spank him?
DalDal: Maybe
Dana: DALTON LOUIS RAPATTONI
DalDal: I mean no
DalDal has left the conversation
Gabe: Oh man, I need to leave before I become last
Dana: Same
Dana has left the conversation
Gabe has left the conversation
Davey: I think I'm gonna go lay down and have a crisis
Davey: Oh ur gone
Davey: Okay sure
Davey has left the conversation
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VERY IMPORTANT A/N
Mostly random and put minimum effort into this cause I'm probs gonna do something special for 100TH CHAPTER
Uhhh, comment Would You Rathers, Never Have I Evers, Most Likely Tos, and Kiss Marry Kills?
Yeah that'll be fun. But I need PARTICIPATION! A donation will be made to the #StopCole2k17 movement for every comment that pertains to this chapter, it is for a good cause.
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-CG
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