Chaos has made a group conversation with Cliff, Vilhelm, AshToni, DavidTheBravid, TallFreak, Dalson, Dana, KiwiScott, and Gabe
Chaos: You know what's weird?
TallFreak: Yeah, you
Chaos: Not like that ya dick, I meant how we're legit basically the same ages
Dalson: I guess that's true??
KiwiScott: Yeah but Ash is still a grandpa, the next one in age is Gabe who's almost a full year younger
AshToni: Well obviously I've aged well if you're dating the ol' geezer Calum
Vilhelm: Wait, so it's Ash as oldest, then Gabe, is it Michael next then?
DavidTheBravid: Yeah cause the rest of us are 21 or younger
Cliff: I'm still 21, my birthday's on the twentieth
Dalson: Happy early birthday then!
Cliff: Thx man
AshToni: After Mikey is it Dana? Because his birthday's early January
Dana: Ha funny! No I'm 19 dude, I'm youngest
KiwiScott: It's me! Cause I'm Jan 25!
Dalson: I'm fifth oldest, my bday is Feb 6, 1996
DavidTheBravid: Then it's me literally the day right after
TallFreak: Whoa, coincidences are fun
Chaos: Oh then it's me cause I'm a February baby too!
KiwiScott: And then the two summer '96 bdays, Will in June and Luke in July
TallFreak: Damn Will, you beat me by a month
Vilhelm: How r u even younger than me? You look like ur 27 and I look like I'm 17!
KiwiScott: Australians age well
Cliff: Hood, u literally look 5
KiwiScott: WELL WHEN WERE ALL IN OUR SIXTIES AND YOU ALL LOOK LIKE YOURE IN YOUR EIGHTIES WHILE I LOOK LIKE IM FUCKING TWENTY, ILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH NOW WONT I?
AshToni: Babe, calm down
Dalson: Hey what about that other band? Something about Vampires
Vilhelm: The Vamps? Cole knows 'em
Chaos: Oh yeah! What about them?
Dalson: Well we have us and 5sos comes by every once in a while. The Vamps could be a fun addition?
Gabe: When the most punk ish guy in our band recommends the pop band
Chaos: Hey! Don't listen to them babe, it's a great idea! I'll add them in
DavidTheBravid: Wow okay, no voting, discussion, or anything
Chaos has added James, Tristan, Brad, and DavyJones
Chaos: Hey! The group is IM6 and 5sos, we wanted to add y'all
Brad: Oh cool! What are we doing?
Dana: We're trying to figure out the age list
TallFreak: Yeah! So so far we have Ashton is the oldest on July 1994, then Gabe on June 1995, followed by Mikey in November of the same year. Then we have Calum on January 1996, Dalton then David, both February but Dalton is a day older than David, and Cole follows them in the same month a couple days later, then Will on the June, me in July, then Dana who is the youngest, January 1998
Dana: Whoa dude!
Cliff: I bet he looked a lot of that up
TallFreak: DAMMIT MIKEY!
Vilhelm: Anyways, you guys can insert yourselves in accordingly
James: Oh well I'm oldest then, I'm in April 1994
Tristan: And then me cause I'm in August
AshToni: HA IM NOT A GRANDPA ANYMORE AM I?
DavidTheBravid: Whatever u say Pops
AshToni: Shut up Scarzone
Brad: I'm after Gabe, I'm July 1995
KiwiScott: How the fuck are you guys older than most of us?
DavyJones: Well I'm only older than Will, Luke, and Dana, I'm March 1996
Dana: Aw man, how am I still youngest! I'm literally the only person who can't drink how is this fair
Chaos: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DICK!
Dana: WHEN TF WAS I A DICK PENDERY?
Chaos: Umm... Idk let's ask Liv
Dana: She's not even my sister dumbass, she's non-fucked up Dana's
Dalson: You could ask his girlfriend babe
Chaos: Ughhhh too faaaar
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Brad: Well this was fun but different timezones, see you guys!
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DavyJones: Hey! You know it would be fun if we did this more often with even more other bands yeah?
Gabe: Well you guys and 5sos are basically the only ones we do this with actually, and we also have Niall come in every once in a while
AshToni: Usually with us though
Cliff: We're special
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KiwiScott: Fucking hell Mike
Chaos: HECK HOOD
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Cliff: What did I do?
Dalson: Well if your friendship with Cal is anything like my friendship with Will, the thing you said was taken as really dumb
Cliff: Aw dammit
Vilhelm: Wait why like me?
DavidTheBravid: Dude, don't hit on my man
Dalson: I WASNT! Fuck y'all
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DavidTheBravid: WILL RUN
Vilhelm: AGHHHHHHH
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Chaos: *sigh*
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