C: Helloooo
Co: Aw one of these again? Your author's notes suck
C: Shut up, I have big news
G: You got a social media?
C: How'd you know?!
G: If I told you I'd be breaking the fourth wall
Dal: Just by saying that you broke the fourth wall, there will be no harm done
G: Fine, okay. I read the title
Dav: Gabe you cheater
Dana: Weren't we banned from reading those by Connie
C: Yes you were, Gabe will be thoroughly punished but anyways I did get a new social media
W: Oh which one is it?
C: Well I guess now is a good time to say what sites I'm on then..
Co: Can we do it? I wanna do it
C: Yeah, yeah okay
Co: YAY! On Wattpad she is ermergershjacobsagittarius
C: Cole shut up, you know I don't like him, like at all
W: Y not?
C: Cause he sounds like a country girl starting puberty and using autotoon
Dal: Preach!
Co: Fine fine I'll be realistic
G: as in you'll actually write her actually usernames?
Co: Oh I should probably do that, that sounds like a better option from what I was gonna do
Dav: What were you gonna-
Dal: Don't even ask David.
W: Guys hurry up, I've got this thing later that's actually worth my tirne
G: Whoa salty Will
Dal: Will stop being salty that's my thing
W: Weirdos
C: Cole hurry up before anyone else starts taking SaltyDalty's place
Co: On Wattpad she is @IAmJustMeXD
Dana: No really
Co: On Tinder she is Connie G
C: No! Cole stop! I am not on Twitter guys!
Co: On eBay she is buymypreciousbelongings
C: Cole I will take your job and transfer it to someone else
Co: Ugh fine, you'd think I'd get a little fun for letting you have C and not Co
Dal: Guys get ur own thing, saltiness is miiiiiiine
G: Okay well he already said ur Wattpad, you only have 4 social media accounts
W: Her YouTube is Connie Guawaran
Co: Wow, stealing my job
Dana: Her YouNow is iamjustmexd
Dav: Okay Con, you can say your latest social media now
C: Yay okay, I GOT INSTAGRAM!
Dal: There is no need to yell
C: Anyways, I got an Instagram a while back but I didn't use it so now I have an actual Instagram where I'll post book ideas, sneak peeks, quotes, maybe even a selfie or two (probably not the last one).
Co: What's it called Connie?
C: It's called The Way You Can Come And Get It
W: Awesome!
Dav: Stop bringing up that mashup omigosh
C: It's conniegisjustmexd I have like on post on there but there'll definitely be more :)
G: Okay and follow us on all our social media too, because #shamelesspromo
C: 'Conversation has been deleted'
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