Connie Finally Gets Another Social Media

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C: Helloooo

Co: Aw one of these again? Your author's notes suck

C: Shut up, I have big news

G: You got a social media?

C: How'd you know?!

G: If I told you I'd be breaking the fourth wall

Dal: Just by saying that you broke the fourth wall, there will be no harm done

G: Fine, okay. I read the title

Dav: Gabe you cheater

Dana: Weren't we banned from reading those by Connie

C: Yes you were, Gabe will be thoroughly punished but anyways I did get a new social media

W: Oh which one is it?

C: Well I guess now is a good time to say what sites I'm on then..

Co: Can we do it? I wanna do it

C: Yeah, yeah okay

Co: YAY! On Wattpad she is ermergershjacobsagittarius

C: Cole shut up, you know I don't like him, like at all

W: Y not?

C: Cause he sounds like a country girl starting puberty and using autotoon

Dal: Preach!

Co: Fine fine I'll be realistic

G: as in you'll actually write her actually usernames?

Co: Oh I should probably do that, that sounds like a better option from what I was gonna do

Dav: What were you gonna-

Dal: Don't even ask David.

W: Guys hurry up, I've got this thing later that's actually worth my tirne

G: Whoa salty Will

Dal: Will stop being salty that's my thing

W: Weirdos

C: Cole hurry up before anyone else starts taking SaltyDalty's place

Co: On Wattpad she is @IAmJustMeXD

Dana: No really

Co: On Tinder she is Connie G

C: No! Cole stop! I am not on Twitter guys!

Co: On eBay she is buymypreciousbelongings

C: Cole I will take your job and transfer it to someone else

Co: Ugh fine, you'd think I'd get a little fun for letting you have C and not Co

Dal: Guys get ur own thing, saltiness is miiiiiiine

G: Okay well he already said ur Wattpad, you only have 4 social media accounts

W: Her YouTube is Connie Guawaran

Co: Wow, stealing my job

Dana: Her YouNow is iamjustmexd

Dav: Okay Con, you can say your latest social media now

C: Yay okay, I GOT INSTAGRAM!

Dal: There is no need to yell

C: Anyways, I got an Instagram a while back but I didn't use it so now I have an actual Instagram where I'll post book ideas, sneak peeks, quotes, maybe even a selfie or two (probably not the last one).

Co: What's it called Connie?

C: It's called The Way You Can Come And Get It

W: Awesome!

Dav: Stop bringing up that mashup omigosh

C: It's conniegisjustmexd I have like on post on there but there'll definitely be more :)

G: Okay and follow us on all our social media too, because #shamelesspromo

C: 'Conversation has been deleted'

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