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Title is a warning
Deved has made a group conversation with BeWill, gAbE, Diltin, Colossal and Dana
Deved: Bonjour
Diltin: R u embracing your Italianess David?
Deved: What? The fuck U mean Rapattoni
Diltin: I mean, you spoke Italian, right?
Deved: It was fucking French, get ur facts straight emo
Diltin: I am not emo
Deved: Sure
Diltin: I'm not!
Deved: Go sulk in a corner emo boy
Diltin: U better shut ur mouth Frenchie
Deved: I'm not French you soul eater!
Diltin: Spaghetti man
Deved: Death Cloud
BeWill: Guys, chill, why r u fighting?
Diltin: Stay out of this panda bear
Deved: You can't make fun of my boyfriend!
Diltin: What're you gonna do about it? Ur dating a fortune cookie
BeWill: Guys? Help? Dana? Cole? Gabe?
Deved: Well you're dating a Starbucks frappe
Colossal: Well that's nice to join the chat to
Diltin: You can stfu Scazone, go eat some pizza
BeWill: I like pizza
Deved: Go get some burgers with ur polar bear
Colossal: Okay I don't get that one
BeWill: It because ur white and polar bears are white
Colossal: Oh
Diltin: YOU'RE SUCH A DICK DAVID!!!
Deved: WELL YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!
Diltin: YOU ARE DISGUSTING, OMIGOSH
Colossal: Will, I'm confused
BeWill: Ikr
Dana: Hey guys, what's happening
Deved: I LEARN FROM THE BEST MOODY JUDY
Diltin: YOU CAN SHOVE AN UNCOOKED PIECE OF SPAGHETTI UP YOUR ASS
Dana: Oh, I see
Dana has left the conversation
Deved: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK EYELINER!
Diltin: Oh this just got PERSONAL YOU LITTLE ITALIAN SHIT
BeWill: How many swear words could you possibly use in one argument
Colossal: They're being clean tbh
Deved: OH THE TEXAN CAN'T THINK OF AN ORIGINAL COMEBACK, C'MON YA ROPESLINGER
Diltin: AT LEAST I'M NOT FROM A COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK THE RIGHT FRENCH
Deved: I'M NOT ACTUALLY FROM ITALY YOU BASTARD!
gAbE: Whoa, guys what the fuck is happening
Diltin: DAVID STARTED IT
Deved: NO I DIDN'T
gAbE: You guys are acting five, cut it out
Colossal: I've never heard a five year old swear that much
gAbE: It was a metaphor Cole
BeWill: Apologize you two, or else
Diltin: Or else what? You gonna throw chopsticks at me
Colossal: DALTON!
Diltin: Ugh fine, sorry
Deved: Ditto
BeWill: DAVID!
Deved: *I apologize as well
gAbE: Good, now hug
Diltin: Gabe, we're in different states
gAbE: Oh take a joke
BeWill: BACK TO NORMAL!
Colossal: What is this normal you speak of
BeWill: I'll eat on it
BeWill has left the conversation
Diltin has left the conversation
Deved has left the conversation
gAbE has left the conversation
Colossal: They still do this to me, after all of this
Conversation has been deleted
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What did I just write, omigosh
-CG
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