Little Johnny runs into the kitchen, where his mother is cooking lunch for Johnny and his friend that has come over, Alice. "Mommy, Mommy! Can very little girls have babies?" His mother replies with "Of course not! They have to have something called periods first! A period is where blood comes out of your lady privates." Little Johnny runs back to Alice. His mom hears him from the kitchen. "Ally, have you had blood come out of your tight little pussy yet?" "What, you mean my wookie hole?" Little Johnny nodded his head. "It's called a period" Alice shook her head. "The only thing that has come out of my fanny is yellow piss and farts, frontways." Little Johnny replied with "It's OK then, we can keep playing!"
