*One Year Later*
Little Johnny finally learnt the alphabet! Miss Andrews asked him to recite the alphabet. He really needed to go to the loo, so he asked her "Can I go pee first?" She replied with "You can wait, and its 'Please can I go to the toilet, Miss Andrews?' So recite the alphabet!" "But I need to piss!" Miss Andrews shook her head. Little Johnny gave in. "Fine." He started. "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z" Miss Andrews clapped. "Very good, almost all correct! Now where is your P?" (Pee ;)) Little Johnny replied with: "Halfway down my trousers, Miss!"
