Little Johnny was on his favorite park bench. His little red wagon beside him was full of Halloween chocolate and candy. An old lady went up to him and said "Little boy, you shouldn't be eating that much candy. Your teeth will rot and you will become sick. And you will become fat and die at a young age." "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" Little Johnny told her proudly. "Did he eat one candy bar per ten seconds?" The old lady asked. "No. But unlike you, old ugly hag, he minded his on fucking business!!!"
