Miss Andrews was teaching her class about the important people in America. The home time bell rang and all the kids went home. Miss Andrews shouted after them. "Homework is to learn about the government by asking your parents."
Little Johnny went home that day and asked his father what the government was. His father thought for a while then answered with "Look at it this way: I'm the president, Mommy is Congress, your sister is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." Little Johnny thought for a moment then said "Daddy is Donald Trump, Mommy is Congress, Sierra is Work Force, I am People, James is Future?" His father nodded his head. "I still don't get it." His father told him to sleep on it, and the answer might pop up in his brain. That night when everyone was asleep, Little Johnny woke up to his baby brother crying. He looked over the crib and it looks like James did a crap in his diaper. He went to his parents room to get help. His mom was fast asleep and Johnny didn't want to wake her. His dad was not in the bed. Suddenly, he heard noises from his sister's room. The light was on. He peeped through the key hole and saw his dad and his sister having sex. Suddenly, a thought came to his head as he laid down on his bed after James went to sleep with crap all over his ass. "Now I get it! Donald Trump, the president is being a pedophile because he is screwing the work force. Congress is fast asleep. Nobody cares about the people. And the future is full of shit!"
