Little Johnny was pulling his little red wagon up a hill. It was heavy so he was saying "Fuck this, fuck that!" The town priest heard and came up to Little Johnny. "Don't swear like that, Johnny! God might hear! He is all around us." Little Johnny pulled a questioning face and asked the priest a question. "Is he in the sky?" "Yes." "Is he in that bush?" Little Johnny pointed to a bush before the priest replied "Yep!" "Is he in my little red wagon?" The priest nodded his head. Little Johnny told the priest to communicate with God. "Well tell him to get the fuck out and help push the wagon!"
