Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train set that he got for Christmas. His mommy, sister and baby brother were out at the theatre but Little Johnny was too naughty to go. His brother Dean was in College. His father stayed home with Johnny and cooked him dinner.
Little Johnny stopped the plastic train and said "All of you damn dickheads who want to get the fuck off, get the fuck off! And all of you damn dickheads who want to get the fuck on, get the fuck on!"
"Johnny!" Exclaimed his father. "I cannot believe you are using that language! This is why you didn't get to go to watch the show! You should be ashamed of yourself! Now you must go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what you have done!" A sulky Little Johnny plods off to his room and comes back an hour later.
He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says "All of you lovely ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now step of the train. Mind the tracks and walk slowly and carefully. And those who want to get on, please get on and mind the gap. And for those of you who want to know about the hour delay, ask the god damn asshole in the kitchen who let my fucking dinner go cold!"
