Little Johnny was always teased for being stupid. He is in Form One and still doesn't know his alphabet.
Miss Andrews asked her class to learn the two times tables for homework. After all the students have gone home, she gave Jason his homework. She told him to learn the first four letters of the alphabet. Johnny went home and asked his mother what the first letter of the alphabet was. She replied "Not right now I'm busy." Thinking this was the first letter of the alphabet he went to ask his brother. "Dean, what is the second letter of the alphabet?" Dean explained that he didn't want to say. "Just tell me you idiot!" Johnny pleaded. "Shut the fuck up you little shitty moron" Dean was getting mad now. So Johnny walked off thinking this was the second letter of the alphabet. He went to his sister Sierra's room. She was on her computer searching random things on google that Jason didn't understand. "Sierra, what is the third letter of the alphabet?" Sierra had headphones on so she didn't hear him. She was listening to Michael Jackson. She started singing; "Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson!" Johnny thought that was the third letter of the alphabet. He went to his brother James and asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was. Now, James is only two, he didn't know it himself. He was playing with cars. He just looked at Jason and looked back at the car he was playing with. "In ma' lil' red vroom vroom car!"
It was now Johnny's bedtime. He went to sleep knowing; 'Not now I'm busy, shutup you idiotic moron, Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson! In ma' lil' red vroom vroom car!' was the alphabet.
*The next day*
The normal school day went on. At the end of the day everyone except Johnny said their two times tables then went home. Miss Andrews asked him to say the first letter of the alphabet. "Not right now I'm busy." "Excuse me?!" "Shut the fuck up you little shitty moron." She took him to the principal's office. She left to go home. The principal's name is Ms. Harrison. She is strict. "Now, Johnny. I know you have been a troublemaker in the past. Can you repeat the 2nd thing you said to Miss. Andrews?" Thinking that she asked him what the second letter of the alphabet was, he replied with "Shut the fuck up you little shitty moron!" Ms. Harrison couldn't believe what she was hearing! "Who do you think you are?!" Thinking she meant 'Carry on with the third letter of the alphabet' he replied "Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson!" "How do you think you are going to get away with this?!"
"In ma' little red vroom vroom car!!!"
