After Little Johnny's suspension, he returned to school. Miss Andrews asked him "Over the Easter holidays can you now, correctly, ask your family what the first four letters of the alphabet are."
The last day of school before the Easter Holiday came. Little Johnny was packing his suitcase and getting ready to leave for his South African Safari Trip.
The airplane was delayed. Little Johnny went to his mother to ask her what the first letter of the alphabet was. His mum was getting really agitated about the plane not leaving. So she was hammering on her knees saying "Take off..." Thinking that was the first letter of the alphabet Little Johnny went over to his dad to ask him what the second letter of the alphabet was. His dad had baby James on his lap. He was explaining to the toddler that they were gonna see lots of zebras. His dad has a weird accent so he says it like 'Zee Brar' instead of 'Zeb Ra' Little Johnny only heard the word 'zebra'. Thinking this was the second letter of the alphabet he went over to his brother Dean, who was on the phone to a girl who he didn't know. He was forcing her to send nudes. "Send them NOW because I bet you have a fucking hot body, the sexiest in the land!" Little Johnny didn't hear the send the. He only heard NOW BECAUSE I BET YOU HAVE A FUCKING HOT BODY, THE SEXIEST IN THE LAND! So thinking this was the third letter of the alphabet he went over to his sister Sierra. She was on the phone to her boyfriend. Little Johnny asked her what the fourth letter of the alphabet was. Sierra did the 'shoo, go away' movement with her hands. She was saying "Am I right, baby?" So Little Johnny thought that was the fourth letter of the alphabet. Thinking he had his homework done, Little Johnny went on his safari trip and had fun with his family. His favorite were the lions.
When he came back to school, Miss Andrews asked him to say the first four letters of the alphabet. He said: "Take off, ze' bra, NOW! Because I bet you have a fucking hot body, the sexiest in the land, Am I right, baby?!
