It was Sunday and Little Johnny had to go to Church School. The priest that was teaching the class asked them "Where is Jesus today?" Ben put his hand up. "He is in heaven." Sandra went next. "He is in our hearts." Little Johnny waved his hand about. "He is in my bathroom!!!" The priest asked Johnny how. "Well..." He started to tell the class. "Every morning when my dad wakes up my mom is in the shower. He does his morning routine which goes like this. My dad has half and hour more sleep. After that, he eats his breakfast, cleans his teeth, picks out his clothes for the day, gets his shoes and coat ready by the door. After all of that mommy has been in the shower, singing for a whole hour. The end of daddy's morning routine is that he bangs on the door and shouts at mommy saying 'Jesus fucking Christ! Are you STILL in there?!' "
