Little Johnny is the Teacher

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Miss Andrews, who is Little Johnny's teacher, told their class that for The whole day, each of them would get to work their dream job off to the class and the teacher. Chloe went first. She wanted to be a hairdresser. She combed the boys hair and styled them. Then, she put plaits, ponytails, pigtails and all sorts of things into the longer hair. When it came round to Little Johnny, he shook his hair back to the messy hairdo he liked. There was a lot of jobs. Police, banker, shop cashier, nurse, artist, singer, dancer, actor, Olympic athlete, and much more.

It came round to Little Johnny's turn. He wanted to be a teacher. The actual teacher looked shocked because Little Johnny is known for being a misbehaving troublemaker. Little Johnny made a lesson where the teacher sat down at his desk. He said that they were making a poem.
After verses and verses of silly rhymes, Little Johnny said they were going to have a rhyming test. He would shout out words, and the class would say a word that rhymes with it. "See" "Me" "Wing" "Sing" "Dance" Prance" He came onto Miss Andrews. "Duck" Little Johnny was hoping she would swear and get fired, so that there would be no school. Miss Andrews thought for a while. She eventually said "Fluctuation." Suzy went to the dictionary and showed that it was a real word. Little Johnny looked over to the next page. His favorite word was there. He asked Lucy to give him a word. She picked roll. Lucy loves Swiss rolls. Johnny then said he wouldn't say a word that rhymed with roll, but a sentence. He then shouted in his loudest voice, "MISS ANDREWS YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID FUCK NOT FLUCTUATION I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE." The whole class looked shocked. Lucy then said "At least it rhymes."

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 09, 2018 ⏰

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