[Old] My Little Demon

24~ ❝Your eyes smell nice.❞

"What the-"

"I'm sorry!"

"Huh? What are you doing here, kid? Someone just tackled me... I think they knocked me out?"

"It was me!"

"It was you?"

"It was me."

"Pfft. Really? Well, you got me. Congrats. If it really was, that is. Why would you want to mess anymore with me?"

"It was all part of plan BDSM!"

"Excuse me?"

"Where I was going to defeat and seduce you!"

"W-wait. WHAT!?"

"Lukey. God. No."

"S-sorry. It just spilled out..."

"Just spilled out!?"

"Yeah..."

"Who are you talking to? Seriously!"

"U-um. A friend."

"There's no-one around!"

"A-anyway... your eyes... they, erm... Your eyes smell nice.

"No. NO. Can you hear that? That is the sound of my palm smashing forcefully into my face. What kind of compliment is that?"

"Wh-what? Smell?"

"I can't believe you could be that stu- wait a sec. She's blushing."

"O-oh. That's such a nice thing to say. Th-thanks."

"I-it is?"

"Yes! I come from a faraway mountain tribe where the scent of one's eyes encaptures the essence of their character!"

"O-oh. Well, your eyes are... quite fragrant."

"A-ah. Stop it!"

"H-hehe."

"H-h-hehehe."

"...What the hell."